CJ Ryan

@vitreouslight.bsky.social

Burnt out middle-aged tech nerd. Writer of things. Former senior full stack developer. Unrepentant Luddite. (he/him) 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🇮🇪 Go Marlins! ⚾️🏟️

When a writing org (or company providing services to authors) starts bleating about how great "AI" is, look to see which of their higher-ups has recently set themselves to profit by the grift.

Okay I’m gonna say it now: unless writers have a hard assurance from a publisher in their contract that no AI-based tools will be used on their manuscript, I believe 100% that manuscript is getting thrown into Copilot to proof it before publication.

Fun fact: I used to be able to sing Zombie EXACTLY like Dolores. Like that was my party piece. I’m also from Limerick so I even have the same accent as her

Dictionary of Irish Biography@dib.ie · yesterday

#NewLives 'The voice of a saint trapped in a glass harp.’ From an early age, Dolores O’Riordan used her lyrics and songwriting to reflect and process her emotions; her words provided the framework for the band, but her voice that gave The Cranberries their unique sound. www.dib.ie/biography/or...

Sometimes I think every AI booster needs to have the Butlerian Jihad explained to them using short words, then I remember that the dumb bullshit computer scripts are about as AI as a version of Ride of the Valkyries recorded using only fart noises

Listen, the pandemic was only a couple years ago. Yes it was surreal, but we do all remember that shit and how it played out. BC got off relatively lightly because of Dr. Bonnie Henry. I swear her and John Horgan kept us all sane because at least they sounded like adults doing their best.

JACKIE MITCHELL STRUCK OUT LOU GEHRIG AND BABE RUTH ONE AFTER THE OTHER, AND THE MLB DECIDED “WOMEN CAN’T PLAY BASEBALL” bunch of fucking COWARDS couldn’t handle getting their asses beat by a 17-year-old girl with astronomical talent

nude antifa goat@goat.sex · 2w ago

the whole "women's sports exist to protect women from men" framing is hilarious, given that a lot of these divisions were initially formed because men were deeply embarrassed any time a woman beat them at a sport olympic shooting was mixed gender right up until a woman won the gold

I inadvertently became an expert on different styles of doing crochet. To my knowledge there is no one who knows more ways of doing crochet than me, between right and left handed, one-handed, traditional or throwing style, flicking, and then weirder stuff like crocheting backwards or with my feet

Gail Simone@gailsimone.bsky.social · 2w ago

Okay, my QUESTION OF THE DAY is… What is your weirdest actual accomplishment? Not the biggest necessarily…but the weirdest?