Vivax

@vivax.bsky.social

I cause malaria and reside in your liver. 🦠🦟 Public Health PhD Student Sharing memes, but also rstats, data, epi research, climate, and anything in-between 📊 | Guinea pig eater🐹

Yes Instagram. I want to be reminded of the profile of the girl that left me with the bill on the 3rd date every couple of weeks. Please keep sharing her profile so I won't forget

Questions to ask on a first date: Do you confirm that you have no connections with tobacco and arms industries? What about fossil fuel companies? And if so, do you practice self-flagellation to cleanse yourself?

Unpopular opinions I cannot say in a lab meeting: "We should check state-of-the-art anime face generation algorithms. They have solved this already."

Currently the top entry for Know Your Meme is... "Dictator Mbappe" People really are longing for a right-wing dictatorship utopia aren't they?

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Sometimes my friends come to me for medical, and now also climate, advice. On one hand, I always have to mention that what I am saying "isn't legal medical adivce". On the other, the information they get will either come from me, or from some disinformation health youtuber or tiktok influencer.

Would a real researcher be willing to do as "reviewer" for a short descriptive article on the weight of kebabs? No journal. I wonder...

Today I received a box full of small gifts in the EU from some friends in the US. I had to pay over 30 euros worth of taxes, on top of the 40 dollars tax they had to pay, for a bunch of articles not worth more than 40 euros. The era of cheap consumer goods really is fucking over isn't it?