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Vix Nova 🔞

@vixnova.bsky.social

I'm writing a funny, sexy, nerdy monster romcom So anti-AI, it is *offputting* for some >:) https://linktr.ee/vixnovaauthor

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Vix Nova 🔞@vixnova.bsky.social · 6h ago

When I put "So anti-AI, it is *offputting* for some >:)" in my bio i meant it SO HARD that I just scoured through my (now) 155 followers and blocked 5 of them for being obvious AI slop accounts. And this is an account I *want* to gain a following with! I don't even let AI boost my follower count! 😎

Jaws Slayer 🎃@jesawyer.bsky.social · 7h ago

Vix Nova 🔞@vixnova.bsky.social · 10h ago

Sometimes I go to r/Romantasy to remind myself that I'm doin' it pretty damn right.

What do you want to see in romantasy? What do you hate seeing in romantasy?

Romantasy is trope city. That’s not always a bad thing. But certain things can get old, especially when they’re not done well.

The list I’ve come up with so far is -
• No more stabby, sarcastic FMCs
• No more brooding shadow daddies
• More FMCs that are 30+
• More FMCs with a learned skill that took years

Let’s see less of
- FMC discovers she is actually a princess / FMC becomes queen because she’s too special not to be
- Mates who can walk in each others dreams (it’s a cool concept I guess but I’m just tired of it…)
- Mates mind reading (ughhh also cool I guess but I’m soooo tiredddd of ittt)
- “Scenting” each others arousal lmao. Like that gives me a bit of the ick

Let’s see more of
- Soft boi MMC who are competent and can take care of themselves, but are not brooding badass warriors with a god complex
- Friends to lovers (don’t get me wrong, enemies to lovers is a vibe, but it’s so popular that the alternative is hard to find)
- FMC introducing MMC to their (magical) world and them having to learn and adjust instead of the other way around. Let’s have female characters be the kmowledgable ones for once lol. Like why can’t there be a fae lady saving a human man and going on adventures together??

Regular people. There’s enough royalty/nobility/chosen one fantasy out there. I also don’t need assassins, spies or thieves.

People with existing close personal relationships. I’ve had enough of orphans/outcasts and found families.

Settings that aren’t medieval/Middle Ages analogues. Let’s go older and newer.

Sex scenes that aren’t just the two horniest people in the world getting off. I want joy, humour, mistakes, frustration, experimentation.

Definitely want more FMC's that are late twenties+. It seems to cap at around 25. Also, FMC's that arent "waife-like" and super thin or only considered attractive when they are.

What I don't want: Abusive or coercive MMC's. It's not hot when an FMC says no and the MMC ignores it because "her body says otherwise." Fuck off.

Romanticized trauma is sick too. These authors giving their characters traumatic life experiences without it serving an actual purpose, like character depth/development, are gross.

Vix Nova 🔞@vixnova.bsky.social · 11h ago

Hi, it's me again on the monster smut pen name handle (but it's RELEVANT) but I want to point out that this mega-monsterhorny music video actually re-uses the exact animations from the scene Ito says is not meant to look like sex. So like... c'mon, man. What's going on, buddy?

Void-BOO!!! GAh!!!! (AKA Jess Voidburger)@voidburger.com · 12h ago

It is just very funny/flummoxing to imagine Ito drawing the line THERE and being like "it's not MEANT to be sex, you're imagining that, okay?!" While also, like, this exists, yknow? Totally unrelated youtu.be/vKAzoXUC-vM?...

Vix Nova 🔞@vixnova.bsky.social · 14h ago

Okay, glad I'm not the only person looking to put "penisly/penisingly" into a humorous smutty romance novel context (from my actual notes, I swear to god I'm not making this up)

LATER:

Also: male version of breasting boobily across the room. He schlonged penisingly maybe

Bran 9 From Outer Space@bransonreese.bsky.social · 15h ago

swanboy.com/comic/double...

First panel of today's Swan Boy. Noel and Cassie are talking about how Noel caught a bullet with a gun.

Vix Nova 🔞@vixnova.bsky.social · 17h ago

1) Nope lol 2) Jokes aside, there seems to be a reoccurring general expectation that the monster I'm writing is a pre-existing one (werewolves, minotaurs, gargoyles, etc) but it's a new thing, an OC. Closest thing bodywise is a xenomorph or demogorgon, though

FartKilometre@fartkilometre.bsky.social · yesterday

Is it Khezu from Monster Hunter?

Vix Nova 🔞@vixnova.bsky.social · yesterday

More info about my monster romance book!❤️‍🔥 ♀️human/♂️monster 30s/30s-equivalent-for-him Non-shadowdaddy, just nice! Contemporary (well, takes place in 2026, we'll see when it comes out) Medium burn, high spice Currently stands at: 136,753 words 407 pages aaaand it will be more than one book, oops

word count: 136,753 words

END OF BOOK 1

page 407

Vix Nova 🔞@vixnova.bsky.social · yesterday

For those wondering about the monster guy I'm writing: yes retractable claws no opposable toes yes prehensile tail no c̶o̶m̶p̶o̶u̶n̶d̶ eyes yes fangs. many, many fangs no wings

Calvin laments:

No retractable claws,
no opposable toes,
no prehensile tail,
no compound eyes,
no fangs,
no wings...
..SIGHHH...

Vix Nova 🔞@vixnova.bsky.social · yesterday

Don't send a normie to do a monsterfucker's job, man.

kate bush’s husband@airbagged.bsky.social · yesterday

Is this supposed to discourage me from seeing the movie?

Olivia Colman re-enacts the Kama Sutra with a sentient basket

Vix Nova 🔞@vixnova.bsky.social · 4d ago

A beta reader pal stopped commenting and called it a session just short of the first sex scene, oh god, oh jesus I haven't gotten any other reactions to the spicy parts aside from my spouse lol. Feels like climbing the first hill of a rollercoaster rn

Willy Wonka: The Suspense Is Terrible!

ALT: Willy Wonka: The Suspense Is Terrible!

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cuteosphere @cuteosphere.bsky.social · 5d ago

Nice cum, idiot. Did your balls make it for you?