Doomers are naturally romantic. Discuss calmly with reference to this poem.
Donald McCarthy
@void-d00m.bsky.social
Grumpy old Doomer, antitheist, anarchist, anti-natalist and not too invested in the biotic freakshow.
It is exciting to plant trees but more exciting to watch them burn. Discuss angrily.
Having desulphurised road, rail, construction, agricultural and marine diesels we got stuck into plane engines. Sure we were aware of the risks but we needed to sell the technology dream. And people want cheap, guilt free flights.
I was speaking to your granny in the hospice and she doesn’t want to see you again. Apparently you’re doing her head in with your visits, moidering on about miracle cures and new research. Also she says she’ll strangle you with those effing rosary beads next time they appear.
Politics is only brought into disrepute when we allow a comically inadequate character to challenge a hardworking, decent patriot like Count Binface.
RTÉ News: Three lions die at zoo as Japan swelters in extreme heat
Apologies to Hollywood. Rod Liddle is dead and we should say something good or be silent. Rod Liddle is dead. Good.
Anyway, Pete asked me to write a wee piece for the military about the Spartans. I could hardly say no!
1.5C is still achievable? Data from Copernicus says no. Europe - 5C above normal. N.America - 7C above normal. Arctic - 12C above normal. Nothing to see here. All is as predicted.
Of course you dream of a better world where laughing peasants trundle handcarts full of delicious fruit and vegetable to the gaily pennanted markets in smiling city squares. In my world they are ambushed by feral hangries, their carts burned, their contents dumped and bodies barbecued in the embers.
In the simple third world, people can live for years huddled around a bucket of rice. In our more complex death camps we simply won’t tolerate tents without Wi-Fi and access to a range of fast food outlets. And close to an airport.
I don’t do a lot of science for the following reasons.
The US military will now have to throw their commander under the bus to preserve their funding and their credibility. The longer they wait, the more they become a laughing stock.
The original sin wasn’t eating the apple. It was eating the snake.
Doom deniers are just the new version of climate deniers. But they too will move into the light. (The light caused by a massive fire most likely)