This had the weirdest origin story! Just a random radio song by Sheena Easton. Naturally I made a meal out of it.
I consider voting and marriage are quite similar things. Marriage options have limitations, geography, age, money. I could conceivably marry an elderly Mongolian herds woman (consensually) but it’s unlikely. Voting has fewer choices. ‘A’ or ‘B.’ The one has gonorrhea, the other syphilis. Celibacy?
Last one tonight. And naturally it’s a lovesong.
The VOID have just issued their annual reminder and/or warning that any foreigner coming to Ireland and interfering with an Irish Doomer laddie by way of kissing can expect to face the full rigours of the law.
Would it help if we only allowed sexual criminals to carry Bibles that were personally signed by God? If nothing else it would prove that people like Russell Brand had actually found God.
After going to all that trouble finding God, it must be galling for Russell Brand that God has unfound him. God can be so fickle and Russell Hussell loved his booky wooky spooky testamentals!
It’s been a bad day for Russell Walliams, I mean David Brand.
So the Houthis want $51 billion from Saudi Arabia to end the war? I wonder how many wars you could buy with that money? Or you could blow it on a golf tournament and some loser politicians from America!
In a worrying new discovery scientists have declared that things are worse than expected because scientists, unexpectedly, are stupider than expected. However there was some good news as scientists revealed new scientific findings by scientists that proved scientists are actually really smart.
I use the pixel jotter for rough drafts after bad experiences with pages coming to the bog with me. Ok, maybe Twas the best place. (But you didn’t have to say it)
The rich can tolerate a high degree of poverty and violence until it escalates to a level that might impact them. At that point they bring out their substitute political team to calm things down with platitudes and promises. It’s a good system really. (For the rich)
Most Democrats and Republicans are mature enough to understand that if rich politicians don’t hang together they will hang separately.
Mean people should remember that rich politicians are extremely sensitive and feel really unhappy if anybody mentions the ‘jail’ word. For rich corrupt politicial snowflakes, it is the meltiest word.
In the spirit of friendly cooperation, I would really like to see rich politicians from all parties forget their differences and just hang together.
At the end if the day, an election is just the system having a fart while telling the plebs it’s perfume.
Most Democrats and Republicans are mature enough to understand that if rich politicians don’t stand united they will all fall.
Scientists working at the VOID’s school of divinity have calculated that in 100 years 8.5 million people will have evolved so they can dance on the head of a pin. This finding has, as expected, upset the resident angel population.
Nutritionists at the VOID centre for future nutrition solutions have discovered that a diet made exclusively from human carrion can negatively impact the calls of our favourite songbirds.
The Democrats winning an election is like a dog winning a tutu. Sure it looks good but he has no idea what to do with it.
Elon Musk is inviting people to subscribe to his new gambling venture where you are trained how to bet on only the lamest horses and guaranteed to lose all your money.
After interfering with the freezer meat plants by turning them to hot, hackers have interfered with the vegetable plants by turning the sun to very hot.