there can only be one cowboy around here!

eros is easy to please for the most part. he’s just happy that someone wanted to spend this day with him! “ i did! also i got somethin’ silly for ya. i dunno if you’ll like it exactly, but. “ revealing: a plush salmon! it’s even got little heart eyes! also a small box of chocolate covered —>

he makes it a point to move inside without showing what he was hiding. juuuust for now! he has that silly grin on his face that just won’t go away. “ nice place! i would have offered mine, but it’s cold in there. that and the whole way of gettin’ in freaks people out. “ hopping into a stands —>

@srfntrf.bsky.social “ pesciiii! “ date time! he may wear a face of confidence but he’s a bit nervous, truthfully. dates weren’t something he went on much. things were usually a lot more focused on *other things. he seems pleased as can be though! very happy to see him. he’s also holding —>

@speckyposting.bsky.social “ oooooi. “ waving a hand! oh, he’s actually dressed up in something outside of his go-to cowboy outfit. something more casual. a bit more showy. “ heeeey, handsome. you still wantin’ to spend valentine’s together? ~ “

“ ya know how to in a work settin’! cuz that’s sorta been yer whole deal for a while. but just relaxin’ with someone outside of work probably feels a little weird. “ tipping his hat up a bit, leaning in. “ you can relax around me! honest. m’ the least judgmental person ever. “

𝘿𝙙𝙖𝙠𝙟𝙞 𝙈𝙖𝙣 !!@slesmn.bsky.social · last yr.

— Salesman is furrowing his brows and looking at him. ‘ ‘ I do know how to socialize. I just.. ‘ ‘ He trailed off, perhaps he didn’t really know how to socialize beyond his work environment. Him still adorning his suit was proof of that.

“ it’s not awkward at all! “ it is, but he just is a little blinded to that fact. rocking back and forth in his seat. “ i think it’s just cuz ya dunno how to relax and be social! in a casual environment and stuff. “

𝘿𝙙𝙖𝙠𝙟𝙞 𝙈𝙖𝙣 !!@slesmn.bsky.social · last yr.

— Salesman is sitting at the table with @voidsecho.bsky.social. They ordered their food and are now simply waiting. He tapped his fingers awkwardly and avoided eye contact a little. ‘ ‘ This is, rather awkward. ‘ ‘

* 𝙰𝚗𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚒𝚜 𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚋𝚕𝚎. * 𝙵𝚘𝚛 𝚖𝚎, 𝚊𝚝 𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚝. [ 𝙿𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚁𝚃 ]

ooc. is it too late to do valentine’s threads……..I’ve been sick on and off and haven’t been too active HEEELP

i wonder if i'd look good in a jockstrap .......

YER WEENIE?

it’s flappin’ around like a towel on a clothesline in a windstorm. ( most southern thing he’s ever said ever. )

NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A@reallybigshot.bsky.social · last yr.

i can tell, my vision suddenly got real shaky. it does that sometimes, i dunno.

( definitely noticed! he’s trying to hide his giggling to no real avail. that damn thing looks like it’s going to fly the hell away! ) yer stands bein’ silly.

NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A@reallybigshot.bsky.social · last yr.

*the dummy is very eager to get kissied, actually. his tail would be wagging if he had one. instead, his stand is floating a little ways away, wobbling violently. like someone's pointing a fan at it. is this what it looks like when clothes stim.*

LETS TAKE IBUPROFEN ............ TOGETHER ..............

i oughta find a special outfit for valentine’s. hrmmmm.

sweet victory! he even celebrates with a weird little dance? grown ass man. “ hell yeah! i don’t usually go to bars by myself, so the company will be good. i gotten some ah. not great comments in the past. “

𝘿𝙙𝙖𝙠𝙟𝙞 𝙈𝙖𝙣 !!@slesmn.bsky.social · last yr.

— ‘ ‘ … ‘ ‘ The gears in Salesman’s head were turning until he finally understood. ‘ ‘ Oh, you were asking me to accompany you. Well, work is a little slow now so I suppose I can spare a night to do one little thing. ‘ ‘

“ i ain’t! it’s just one of my silly little tricks! i can do a lot more than this, but it tends to freak folks out. “ especially for those who can actually see what they are going inside of.

𝘿𝙙𝙖𝙠𝙟𝙞 𝙈𝙖𝙣 !!@slesmn.bsky.social · last yr.

— ‘ ‘ Okay now you’re just messing with me. ‘ ‘ Salesman is actually rather impressed, he actually lets out a slight amused chuckle.

( mwahmwahmwah. get kissied, dummy. once satisfied with the lipstick marks, he puffs out his chest! )

NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A@reallybigshot.bsky.social · last yr.

i figured that's what this was about. *kneeling down,,,*

oi, oi!! where’s pesci! i got a question for em.

“ that’s one way to word it, yeah! i can do that with a lot of stuff. i could explain further, but it’d confuse ya. “ jazz hands! another thing appearing out of thin air! a sketchbook!

𝘿𝙙𝙖𝙠𝙟𝙞 𝙈𝙖𝙣 !!@slesmn.bsky.social · last yr.

— ‘ ‘ ..???? ‘ ‘ Okay now he’s a bit intrigued. He’s blinking seeing it disappear. ‘ ‘ A magician of some sorts? ‘ ‘

i need the daily kissie tax!

NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A@reallybigshot.bsky.social · last yr.

already comin', cowboy.

clearly the indirect approach wasn’t working too much. grumbling to himself, hands shoving into his pockets. rocking back and forth on his heels. “ i could join ya for said drink. if ya don’t mind the company. “

𝘿𝙙𝙖𝙠𝙟𝙞 𝙈𝙖𝙣 !!@slesmn.bsky.social · last yr.

— ‘ ‘ Sounds like an enjoyable time indeed I suppose. I haven’t really don’t something like that before. Once again, work is my priority. I suppose I have times I’m able to sit and have a drink or two, but work is much too busy to be lazing around eating candy. ‘ ‘ Salesman thought about-

“ i pulled it outta thin air n’ yer not impressed? man, everyone’s a critic! “ HUFF. chucking it upwards and! gone again.

𝘿𝙙𝙖𝙠𝙟𝙞 𝙈𝙖𝙣 !!@slesmn.bsky.social · last yr.

— ‘ ‘ /That/ is what you wanted to show me? ‘ ‘ Salesman raised a brow and looked at the figure once more. ‘ ‘ It’s a toy.. ‘ ‘

“ don’t be so meeeean. m’ just a little guy. “ to him, all he would see is eros’ arm disappearing into nothingness? before pulling back and revealing: a little godzilla figure! he loves monster movies. “ ta daaaaah! “

𝘿𝙙𝙖𝙠𝙟𝙞 𝙈𝙖𝙣 !!@slesmn.bsky.social · last yr.

— ‘ ‘ Color me intrigued. Go on show me. And this better not be a waste of my time. ‘ ‘ Salesman crossed his arms and gave a nod to tell him he could show.

“ i mean, i don’t either! if i don’t wind up findin’ someone to spend it with, m’ gonna celebrate the day after with all that discounted candy—! “ content either way, it would seem. “ can’t remember the last time i was even on a date, actually. “

𝘿𝙙𝙖𝙠𝙟𝙞 𝙈𝙖𝙣 !!@slesmn.bsky.social · last yr.

— ‘ ‘ Well the celebration does happen here but I don’t have time for something like that. It’s not like I necessarily have a partner. ‘ ‘ Salesman tried not to think of how deep down, this job could get a bit isolating and lonely.

“ people like me dress a bit weird anyway! it’s like some odd reoccurring thing—? dunno what’s up with that. “ folding his arms over his chest. “ wanna see somethin’ cooooool? “

𝘿𝙙𝙖𝙠𝙟𝙞 𝙈𝙖𝙣 !!@slesmn.bsky.social · last yr.

— ‘ ‘ Ah I see.. a homosexual cowboy with an out there fashion sense. What an interesting thing I’ve stumbled upon. ‘ ‘ Salesman raised a brow. He was pretty sucked into his work to explorer the world outside of it so learning things was interesting to him sometimes.

makes sense! does that mean you can taste anythin’ with yer hands—? or? ( he’s very fascinated! stand users were one thing, but beings beyond his universe? a whole other story! )

ADLEIGH A. NIVINOIR! 🧪🧪⚗️⚗️@alchemicalpariah.bsky.social · last yr.

[ stale. tasteless. like edible pebbles, probably. ] We sustain ourselves the earth's life force. But we can take that same life source from food, too. Though taking from the land doesn't turn it grey like these separate food sources. And there /is/ a limit to how much we can take.

c’mere, you sexy ass beanpole.

NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A@reallybigshot.bsky.social · last yr.

'm right here.

“ … bah, yer no fun. do you even *do valentine’s day? “ oh! hrm. straightening up and tilting his head to the side. “ or is that more of an american thing? “

𝘿𝙙𝙖𝙠𝙟𝙞 𝙈𝙖𝙣 !!@slesmn.bsky.social · last yr.

— ‘ ‘ … ‘ ‘ Stiffly holding him by the shoulders. ‘ ‘ and what am I supposed to do about that? ‘ ‘

“ i guess it’s me who makes it that. the lifestyle also doesn’t help my case. ehe. “ ever since he realized who he really was inside, he’s been owning it.

𝘿𝙙𝙖𝙠𝙟𝙞 𝙈𝙖𝙣 !!@slesmn.bsky.social · last yr.

— ‘ ‘ Ah, so you don’t just look like one you are one? Very very interesting indeed. ‘ ‘ Salesman is giving a raise of a brow. ‘ ‘ So is it you who makes it.. well.. like that or is it the outfit.. or the lifestyle? ‘ ‘