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i was in a shop and they were playing buddy holly so i was singing "oo ee oo i look just like sucky cocky / oo ee oo and i'm fondling the balls" under my breath and i didnt realise there was a guy stood right next to me

being completionist about listening to whole releases got me sitting thru the 15min voice dramas on denpa CDs, understanding *at most* 10% of what's being said, nodding along like "mhm. yep. something about being late for school, yes. HAHA! i can tell that part was funny because of the sound effect"

the yen is really weak at the minute and prices haven't adjusted to it, so when i went to shibuya book-off, i spent an amount that comes to about £22 in the queen's money for 30 books, and they gave me a complementary Big Spender's hand towel. i felt like i was robbing them

*farts so hard and for so long that it blasts through my underwear and trousers and propels me straight upwards through the roof of my house and into the sky and past the clouds into space*

Bild

tweaking the damn controls on my bootleg midi fighter doing all hand waves and shit like i think i'm stazma the god damn junglechrist on the controls. i'm not. i'm simply a third-rate sodomite with a fourth-rate dick