Imagine how mad Don Draper would be if he had to check email even a single time
I like the ads for Amy Acton are like, look this lady is normal, she grew up in a real shithole like Youngstown
The best part of this website is multi-day fixations on an opinion that you would just ignore if someone you knew said it in real life
sometimes a synapse will fire when my dog as at daycare that says, I wonder she’s up to I should text her
BREAKING: Kid Rock, Rob Schneider to headline reconstituted Ed Sheeran tour
It’s like if you made an Avengers movie for even more insufferable people
The correct answer is to have the Muppets recreate the events of Final Fantasy VII with Miss Piggy as Cloud Strife and Kermit as Tifa. Miss Piggy is also Sephiroth.
There are currently no active conversations for a full ‘MUPPET SHOW’ series revival. Disney, The Muppets Studio and Point Grey Pictures have had difficulties with deciding on a premise for the series that they can all agree on. (Source: Deadline)
One Hundred Years of Solitude is the story of ADHD passed down genetically through several generations of men who share similar hyperfixations
a conspiracy theory I have is that current media (commercials primarily) have adopted an aesthetic to *look* like AI even if they are not in order to either (a) get us used to it or (b) make it less likely for us to be able to decipher what is AI and what isn’t.
The One Hundred Years of Solitude adaptation on Netflix is great and everyone should watch it.
Back in the 90s a slam dunk joke would be to say something “tastes like chicken”
This guy is how I picture any elderly Andy Daly character
"What is a woman?" Jim Haggerty knows the answer to the question liberals refuse to ask.
aside from the fact that this is yet another example of a tone-deaf billionaire playing a victim, it’s also not simply that he personally cannot be trusted as a steward of CNN, but rather that it’s another example of damaging corporate media consolidation
"While I was silent, others were happy to write my story for me. No more." - David Ellison, chief executive of Paramount Skydance www.nytimes.com/2026/08/04/op...
the department of education released a letter from the president encouraging them to study hard at school and it’s like, why is this pedo trying to talk to children
The worst people alive hold all levers of political power in this country and yet there is something so uniquely off-putting about Haley Stevens. Impressive levels of anti-charisma.
he’s recovering from Botox and filler treatments… looking great king!
BREAKING: A statement from the Office of the Attending Physician says Mitch McConnell "is not yet medically cleared to leave the rehab facility and return to the office." A photo from McConnell's office:
Haley Stevens existing as even a moderately popular figure is one of those things that challenges my sense of reality
This website is great for finding out what the worst people alive think from people who hate them
Unless it shoots lasers out of its eyes no kid will pay attention to this for even a moment
AI company Realbotix is piloting STEM robots for rural schools.
as a non soccer watcher, every description of a match sounds boring as shit. “the Sandwich Islands played down by a goal for 84 minutes but they finished in a draw against the Pacific Trash Island.” ok cool I’m glad everyone had a nice time and got some exercise
Lindsey Graham died of the diarrhea disease. Sleep softly, sweet prince ❤️
This website would be a lot better if more people saw my posts, and reacted positively to them.
This Platner guy has more problems than the Strait of Hormuz
Taylor Swift Travis Kelce Travis Kelce’s brother Bob Dylan
Question for the 250th 7/4: We’re making another Mt Rushmore. No politicians though. Instead, it should be 4 people whose lives embodied the American experience. Who are you putting on it? No wrong answers. Mine: Neil Armstrong Buck O’Neil Amelia Earhart Johnny Cash
If you ask me, Clarence Thomas is like a school during the summer. No class.
I think it’s time to just retire Bill Maher discourse. He’s a bad person and should receive as little attention as possible. He should be made as irrelevant as possible. (Yes I know he has a show on HBO.$
It’s so funny to watch fuckin Mike Johnson talk about how radical the DSA is as a boogeyman when they’ve been throwing the same accusations at Cory Booker ass nerds for decades. I don’t think the messaging will make even a dent because people susceptible to it already think that’s all Democrats.