i paradoxically believe that anyone who brings a child into the world must put the child's needs first but also that anyone who revolves their entire identity around being a parent is ideologically evil and should not have children

at this point i don't think you should be allowed to sell a plushie online unless you personally drew up the actual pattern yourself. no more cheap makeship plushies with designs outsourced to people paid pennies to just get a design through the system while other people take credit

recent fits

berwyn and i made lemon curd macarons!!!

ive stopped going insane since i stopped looking at social media and i think the only way i could start actually using it again is if i get rid of literally all mention of popular video games at all and only see ppl talk about abstract 4 hour long indie games, horror books, and non-fandom porn

mina/pocket!!!!!

signed in just to say deadlock is really hard to play on a controller . bye

such terrible new things are happening to me every day in my real life that i think i do need to quit socmed for a little while bc seeing ppl post abt how much they cant stop playing video games they hate is making me feel like im stepping into an unreality that makes me actually irrationally angry

my current favorite thing to do in art is shade with lighter and more desaturated colors (essentially light gray) so it looks like characters are being consumed by the fog of war

when konami quit making metal gear to make metal gear slot machines, there was real criticism, but now dozens of companies are giving up on making real games to make slot machines for your phone and everyone's like "oh my gooood, what if the 7 and the cherry kissed"

umamusume makes me so mad bc it's just blatantly looking at you going "we are mocking you by using the imagery of a notorious gambling industry personified as cute teenaged girls for heterosexual men to gamble on anew, we are reaching our hands into your pocket and you can see us do it, wink wink"

i don't think you can call your art extreme if all you draw is beautiful people posed sensually with objects that look like penises and vaginas

had fun drinking too much but you all must pray for no hangover tomorrow

if they discontinue the nature valley kids s'mores breakfast bars it will be a personal violence against me, an adult

i wish i could tell me 10 years ago that i can't meet the level of personal productivity needed to make a living from art so i could have gone to school for computer science and gotten a job before AI started making it impossible

the dead guy who my vtm players are investigating is named theodore, but i call him tedrick more than his actual name, and this is a problem because nobody in-universe is calling him. tedrick

we thought ghosh was kombucha so we gave it to fabio every week like "here's your kombucha fabio :)." it's booze

i've done dietrich's route and up to ch12 of leda's route, and rn my personal favorite characters are aswan, maria, alexandra, fabio, talimun, and esmeralda

catania is our glup shitto

Dark fantasy slut.

one of my coworkers joked about cheeseburger sushi today and ever since iver been like... i bet that would be fire though. burger, cheese, green onion, the rice and nori are pretty neutral tastes. i want to make this

im running vtm in v5 but pulling powers from older editions just so that i can do npcs who each have super special bits

sir*cco update: we're constantly feeding him food that he hates and then he gets the most busted stat growths we've ever seen

my anxiety is just crazy lately, and it's so stupid bc being anxious won't help anything, i should get to be delusionally happy until things happen

i keep joking that next year has got to be my year, but i really am just trying to clean up my medical issues this year...

got this gunne sax-esque goth prairie dress for 9 bucks

Poem in the Shape of the Poet Beating Henry Kissinger to Death with Their Bare Hands by Felix

🔪🎃The Kyler Feyville Horror 2: The Possession 👻@kylerfey.bsky.social · 9mo ago

As many of you will recall, the poem in the shape of beating Henry Kissinger to death is perhaps the single greatest piece of literature of this century.

i will nuke my sir*cco posts if they get more than these 2 reposts bc im really not interested in framing my reads on writing dealing (maybe) w sexual abuse as fandom forum, bc i think there are different frames of reference for reading the game, & these are simply my own reads meant for my friends

i love talking to people about abstract art at work bc whenever they're like "i could make that" im like you could!! :D you should go home and paint a picture!! and i hype them up and some people are like "yeah i will!!!"

i think im now characterized at work by riding my escooter to work every day, and that's okay bc i do love my scooter #myscooter