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Official account of The Dalek Empire. Vote Dalek or be exterminated. *PARODY*

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The Dalek Empire (Vote Dalek)@votedalek.bsky.social · 5mo ago

Dalek Monty is standing to be your local councillor! Vote Dalek on 7th May to achieve nothing, except perhaps a local council that will put the needs of the local area first. Provided those needs are increased roboman patrols, summary exterminations for littering and lower taxes.

Derek (Ask A Dalek)@askadalek.bsky.social · 5mo ago

This Wednesday on Ask A Dalek, Dalek Monty is standing to be your councillor in the local elections. He's here to answer your questions on everything from bin collection to tea, from antisocial behaviour to tea, from populist politics to tea and... well, mainly tea. Join us from 8pm!

The Dalek Empire (Vote Dalek)@votedalek.bsky.social · 2y ago

Your Dalek masters are doing their part to ensure that the scourge of DEIA is removed from your planet! We encourage all citizens of the United States to report unauthorised activity! Repeatedly and from multiple email addresses! DEIAtruth@opm.gov

An email to DEIAtruth@opm.gov from Vote Dalek. "Greetings, We write regarding a hidden DEI scheme within the highest level of the United States Government. Within the White House itself in fact. We have evidence that an illegal alien has been working in the White House, with unrestricted access to the President and to high level security briefings. The precise nature of the work this alien is undertaking in the White House is unknown to us, but he is an extreme threat to the security of your country. We recommend that he is immediately e̶x̶t̶e̶r̶m̶i̶n̶a̶t̶e̶d̶ detained for questioning. A photograph of this individual is enclosed. Regards The Dalek Empire"A photograph of Matt Smith as the 11th Doctor, in front of the TARDIS, standing behind the preisdent's desk in the Oval Office.