Midas touching tiddies something something golden globes

I watched Project Hail Mary last night—think I cried at varying levels for an hour and a half straight while watching

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BUNZILLA (1954) “He’s on a rabbit rampage through Carrot City!” ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ - New Bun Times #pets #petsofbluesky #witchsky #rabbit #bunny #animals #radagonthebun #bunlord

good morning✨

⋆˙⟡ looking for more pop cultists (60s-now), artists, crafters, freaks, and witches #promosky ✴︎˚ ༘*:⋆ 🪻laura, she/they, bi, 1999 🪻☉virgo , ☾ aquarius , ↑ leo 🪻horror, sitcoms, coming of age, reality, documentaries 🪻 indie/alt, 2000s emo, r&b/hip hop 🪻 sewing, crochet, bass, french, gardening

oh I ate lettuce today, I forgot about the diarrhea recall—is that still a thing?

happy birthday to all the folks named Brandy today💯

hey I'm about a year late but I'm watching Bugonia. love seeing slice of life, middle of nowhere USA. like, that desperate America—the parking lot of the Dollar General that's 20 years old with grass growing through it

I just want French fries and burger, but I am poorly and broke

oops i got overwhelmed ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

I don't talk shit I poop it

good morning✨

at a gay sex party rn (in bed alone reading)

mom found the sounding polearm

can't tell if i need more friends? or less friends? ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

I did it! I did my big scary work day !!👑

Dat Boi Standing Animation

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could actually go for a big nasty med rare burger rn. played myself

going to the millennial burger joint and getting the bacon flavored water

its men give money monday so give me $10

good morning happy monday✨

the mailman dropped all these games and demos off at my house and then shit on my flowers, chugged a 40 and drove into my neighbors pool ONLY ON www.twitch.tv/weirdautumns

I got pegged at the cracker barrel and all I got for it is this lousy $42 receipt

EVERYONE SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ERICA PLZ😭✨

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It’s my birthday!!! 🎂

sometimes i say "weird" and i always catch myself saying it and it hate when i say it because it's a shortcut word for a more nuanced thought

I have the best friends in the world 😭

I hate being trapped in this mindset of "I need to have a partner". but then like, I enjoy my solo time immensely. but I do get so lonely, and want to share my time and grow with someone and all the cute stuff and have their back. but then, solo time WAHH brain is this relatable?

August #promosky 🥰 Currently playing: Marvel Tokon 🤜🏻💥 Likes and interests _______________________ - Video games (PC, PS5, Switch 2) 🎮 - Anime 📺 - Memes and humor 🤪 - Weed culture 🍃 - Making new oomfs 💚 - Being a weirdo 😎 - Photography 📷 - Showering oomfs with love 💕 Likes and reposts help! :3

Deadpool Jacko Pose

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August #Promosky post! 21+ MDNI / 🚫AI ☁️About Me☁️ Lvl 27 / 💍Taken 👊🏼Human Rights 🌈LGBTQIA+ 💭Non-Binary ☁️Hobbies☁️ 📚Reading ✍️🏼Writing My Book 🎮Gaming 🎤Voice Acting Interests ✨️ Final Fantasy ✨️ Stardew ✨️ Minecraft ✨️ SPIDERMAN ✨️ HxH ✨️ History ✨️ Letterboxd/Goodreads ✨️ KDramas ✨️ Anime ↻/♡ appreciated

had a dream last night I was at a sports bar and they let me change one of the tvs, but then Taylor Swift and her husband came in and she ripped the remote from my hand and was like "THIS IS MY TV" and then I snatched it back and cussed her out and left and got pats on the back

August #promosky 🌿 Hi! I'm Shelby 𓃴 29𔓘married𔓘she/her 🪻gets drunk off 1 margarita 🦌riding into the sunset w/Arthur Morgan 🪻will sell Micah Bell for cigarettes 🦌Margaery Tyrell's secret wife 🪻saw Noah Kahan without shitting my pants 🦌thrifting for a neurotypical brain More info: floraity.carrd.co