"The Boss is obviously busy, so none of you interns better disturb him or I'll have Orson deal with you."
Klez and >Orson<
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Orson and Klez are slowly peering over the counter.
>"They're doing weird stuff in that hotel, I can tell."<
>"... I'mma play all the cat memes in the V-Tower!"<
Klez is not here at the moment, please leave a message after the beep. Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.
"... No one come into the tech lab. Things are unfolding."
>"... I can wear a dress if I want, leave me alone."<
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On top of V-Tower. Orson is putting together an anti tank rifle.
He thinks for a moment about if he should fix the problem completely or just alter the code slightly so the bosses don't get a cleaning, but he shakes his head. Vox would want a full working code probably, so he gets tap-tapping to add the necessary descriptors.
<<< As a result, anything considered dirty in any sense of the word was to be cleaned.
He's already hooking in the plugs from the computer, the sounds of 'zipping' filling the air. "... Alright, let's take a look at that code and run the quick diagnostic." He's already sliding over to in front of the computer on the ergonomic chair, tip tapping away.
Kitty does a little cartwheel over to the table and sits down, opening up a small panel on her right "bicep" with a small nod. ❝ Maintenance mode successfully engaged. All systems: Green. ❞ Her voice was much more monotone now. No need to be a person when factory settings are to be looked at.
"Heh, well, luckily that carried over from when Orson and I were alive." He's already using his keycard to get into the lab as the doors open and he heads inside with Kitty, giving a motion to the table a bit away from the computer. "Are you ready to get running the diagnostic?"
❝ Master Valentino is easily the dirtiest. ❞ She nods and processes a few different things all at once. ❝ He likes soft things, so he may be amused by my dusting at first. Either way, I hope this gets sorted out too. I'm sure you'll fix me quick, Klez. You and Orson are the best techs in Hell! ❞
"Oh, she'll do a great job, I'm sure. He is easily excitable though." He gives a nod as he leads them to the lab. "Sure, we'll head there. A quick checkup might find the reason for the glitch. Though at the minimum, we should at least make sure you aren't trying to clean any of the bosses."
❝ Excited, excited! Are we going to your lab for my check up? ❞ Kitty was more effectively skipping slowly along with Klez as they walked though the halls. ❝ I'm sure Lady Velvette will set him right up and he'll be as handsome as she is pretty! ❞
"Okay, okay, let's walk." He then begins to walk through the tower with Kitty. "We might see Orson, though he's busy trying to get inspiration from Velvette's lines for new outfits that he could wear in the tower. He does have to make his own adjustments."
Two exclamation marks appeared in her eyes as she began to bounce up and down. ❝ Walk! Walk! Walk! Walk! ❞ Uh oh... Looks like Klez said a word that make her excited.
((Now I'm just imagining Kitty's violence mode unlocked in a 'termination room' as Klez reads the termination papers in the most calm voice to a soon to be ex-employee.))
"You are fine. Those individuals are idiots anyways." He gives a grin. "Plus, as employees, we get to hang around them every day. We get to see everything. Plus it's not like those losers opinions matter." He hums, putting the tablet away and his hands behind his back. "Shall we go for a walk?"
<<< ❝ I'm sorry, I don't know what came over me, hehe.~ ❞
He finishes the drink, giving a nod, before taking a smirk, he's a little taken aback, of course, but the general 'use' of downing these isn't going to fuck him up quite as bad as others. "... Mmm, Orson did a deep dive last week and weeded out a bug or two. Boss is smart, and my brother and I-
❝ Master Vox, you, and your brother all did wonderful jobs with the systems if I do say so myself.~ ❞ A small giggle came from her as she awaited the man who was effectively one of her handlers to finish up their drink and duty for the moment.