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every now and then Miyamoto says some shit like "you must wipe after you poop" and everybody pretends its the most profound thing ever fuckin articles every where

the reason gta 6 was delayed was because rock star wanted to spend extra time making sure the HELICOPTER WAS EVEN MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS TO ACCURATELY CONTROL FUCK YOU HOUSER

i take a caffeine pill instead of drinking energy drinks now. every time i take one, i cant help but think "IM SO EXCITEDDDDDDDD IM SO EXCITEDDD"

i wanna do another did you know gaming parody video but have friends bring in their own jokes/do their own voice work, i think that would be fun

you know i was about to say that was a ridiculous claim and bring up pit bull crime statistics and then i realized the point he was making

@LeadingReport:
Jon Bernthal says fear of pit bulls is “dog racısm.”

called my mom because there was no toilet paper in the bathroom and she was like “would you like me to bring you some toilet paper” and i was like “no mother i’d like to sit here with a poopy butt”

my cat does this thing sometimes where if it’s late at night and he feels he hasn’t been given enough love during the day, he jumps on my bed while i’m at my desk and meows at me very cutely and declares “BED! GET IN BED!”