Viscount (they/them)
@vpurple.bsky.social
Of the they/them, potentially slutty variety who lives in Devon, UK. Enby. Poly. NSFW (turn back now/turn on your filters) Shier than you might think. Returning naturist, verbose, colourful, over-analyst. No masculine markers please.
Someone near me is selling a homolomena pink diamond, and I'm going to commit to sleeping before I make any decisions. #personalgrowth #impulsecontrol
If you're selling something, please do the world a favour and FUCKING MEASURE YOUR SHIT RATHER THAN COMPARING IT TO A TIN OF FUCKING BEANS! 😡
cooking: yes, but want to be better whistle: yes, no fingers draw: kinda paint: better than I draw swim: love water; pink hair doesn't english: prefer British dance: she's trained, darling! sing: lord no. drive: yes gifting: good at wrapping write: eloquently guitar: no speaking: also trained
CtrlAltApathy@ctrlaltapathy.bsky.social · 6d agocooking: I like to sometimes whistle: I can but not with my fingers draw: I've tried paint: nope swim: used to english: yes 😔 dance: sometimes sing: I like to drive: no gifting: yes write: no guitar: on and off since ~11 speaking: I would rather disappear into the void
Time to go home. My tolerance for seeing other people holding hands has evaporated.
A note to retailers everywhere: If you are going to fly a variety of pride flags (well done!) including multiple copies of the trans and non-binary flag, please do not speak to customers with gendered language like Sir or Madam !!
I had dinner earlier than normal and it's dark outside. I, and my stomach, are very confused right now.
I absolutely need more coffee, possibly via injection or something.
I have failed Jocktober even before I remembered it was a thing!
The three current contenders for my heart* *Bedroom colour to drench
Today in 'Things I Learned about my Hairdresser': She has terrible taste! Her: don't paint your bedroom that colour, think of the resale value! Me: strangely, my home should be a reflection of me and not some pointy-shoed estate agent ...
Someone just described me as Jailhouse Kirby. Fucking rude! 🤣
So, the wood is now thick enough but I need a bigger drill bit!
I have been entirely scuppered by the fact that both 'cut to size' timber services in Plymouth are out of action and B&Q doesn't have anything thick enough 🙄
Viscount (they/them)@vpurple.bsky.social · 2w agoI have woken up today and chosen CHAOS with a heavy handed helping of queer audacity. I'm taking apart my electrical rising desk, making the mechanism narrower and replacing the particle board desktop with actual wood. I have none of these skills. This will end gloriously, yes?
I have woken up today and chosen CHAOS with a heavy handed helping of queer audacity. I'm taking apart my electrical rising desk, making the mechanism narrower and replacing the particle board desktop with actual wood. I have none of these skills. This will end gloriously, yes?
SATC season 3 Carrie is even more fucking toxic than she was before. 💀
I'm out of wine, watching SATC and lacking in cuddles.
Evening plans cancelled with *checks* 20 minutes notice. Oh! 😔
How are UK companies so inept and ill-equipped at dealing with customers who move house? I've had to make contact, again, with Virgin media, South West Water and Octopus because they have all entirely mishandled my move (over 2 months ago) and the billing as a result.