Eli

@vultjag.bsky.social

RVA🐟Dyke🐟33🐟Gaymer🐟Full time fujoshi🐟Currently: Armand Mania

Dude people were not kidding when they said that bladder snails reproduce rapidly. Every time I look at our bespoke bladder snail tank they’re fucking and sucking

We were trying to figure out what to watch on YouTube and Jen says “now, if you look in the other tab you’ll see a video about pilot suicides you might be interested in” and I got up from the couch to kiss her on the mouth

Would you believe that customers were mad they had to evacuate the store due to noxious chemical fumes and couldn’t continue shopping?

Thinking about the guy that approached me at work and asked me where the Meal Prep section of the store was. At the grocery store. The store where you can find ingredients to prepare meals.