I wrote one of those internet poems with the long overly expository titles and then the poem itself is just like...huh, I guess

These targeted ads know me all too well

When this song and video were new, a friend of mine told me how much he liked it. A decade or so later I accidentally discovered he was into giantess porn.

G. SaDiablo@sadiablo.bsky.social · 22h ago

For absolutely no reason: Lit, "Miserable"

They moved some paintings at the local art museum and left some fake Rothkos on the wall

No matter the number of divorced guys you imagine pouring their hearts out in the YouTube comments for Puddle of Mudd's Blurry will prepare you for the number of divorced guys pouring their hearts out in the YouTube comments for Puddle of Mudd's Blurry

You're killing Independent Bigfoot

Blue Velvet

chat am I cooked

It's my mother's birthday today. If you've got a good one--and I do--be grateful. I know I am.

The only chefs I respect are those guys who show you how to make tiramisu in prison out of coffee creamer and crushed up ramen

Francis Ford Coppola, Oscar night, 1975/Me at Little Caesar's, circa 2013

"Your ass is grass, & my ass too, & the ass of the stevedore, & the milkmaid, doe eye'd at her labors. So too is the ass of the wheelwright, & the blacksmith with hammer ringing. And America's ass, too, is grass.." --Walt Whitman

McCarthy also posed for noted photographers Hercules Rockefeller, Rembrandt Q. Einstein, and Handsome B. Wonderful

The scene where Lyle Alzado beats up Jim Varney in Ernest Goes To Camp is my own personal version of The Passion of the Christ.

"Death and hell are never full And neither are the eyes of men Cats can fly from nine stories high And pigs can see the wind"

Dang

Make America Great Again

Same, twin

Pretty unbelievable a guy in a pop punk band who also writes comic books would be a sex creep

Things are looking grim

Everything is fine

Mike Johnson was my state representative for years, and seeing everyone else in America discover what an astounding piece of shit he is is like being into a band way before they got big, and also if the band were a bunch of Christian fascists.

Remembering a dream I had last year that involved a group of people singing a song called "Jesus is America's Top Cop"

I'm a reluctant rebel I just want to be Aaron Neville with a crown on my head and my denim shirt all soaked with sweat

Shout out to the local Alternative radio station that went from Jars of Clay straight into Iggy Pop on my drive home.

If you played a Rosie Thomas song for some of these Phoebe Bridgers people their heads would come off

Something I haven't really seen in all the Dolly Parton discussion (and let me know if anyone else has pointed this out), but you ever notice she had like real big jugs

At the Walmart

Here's a sad story about this song by the band Cake youtu.be/Kz0S5JHqiEA?... hyenabutter.tumblr.com/post/1525353...

End of the Movie

YouTube video by Cake - Topic

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