who made this. have they ever spoken goddamn english before. none of this makes any fucking sense. what fucking idiot forgot to proofread it before it was published. this is a completely inexcusable disaster.
Vuotela Trenne
@vuotela.bsky.social
#JJBARP #MVRP || Roleplay Account || OC 🔞 || SFW Focused, Suggestive OK, not NSFW || Semi-Serious || Feel free to approach (but expect this character to be a Rude Asshole) 🤜 JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Golden Wind || Ex-La Squadra, Team Bucciarati(?)
got a new phone number. if you ever need to reach me, you can dial 1-800-ASS-KICK and i'll hunt you down and beat you up.
valentine's day is next month. this is a reminder that if you get me anything, i'm going to either eat it or burn it, whichever is more appropriate.
"goon", "jelq", "edge", "coom", shut up. shut the fuck up. jesus christ will not welcome you at the gates of heaven.
food $30 cleanup crew fees $160 new leather pants $150 dark chocolate i don't even get to eat myself $6170 milk $15 someone who is good at money shit help me budget my weekly spending. my team is getting mad about it.
if you leave your snacks out i'm just going to assume they're free game. not my fucking problem you can't put your shit away somewhere. finders keepers.
who the fuck left the milk out. i wanted cereal for dinner and you fucking morons are keeping me from it.
Vuotela Trenne, guy who isn't sure how he got here, but is damn ready to fight about it. Ex-La Squadra. Stand: Bed of Roses "For someone like you, I don't even need my stand to beat your shit in!"
a black and white photo of two christmas trees on a white surface
ALT: a black and white photo of two christmas trees on a white surface
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