capuchin monkeys are somehow related to the coffee drink cappuccino, right? but how?
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@Verrence@jorts.horse on mastodon @verrence on upscrolled i was on a cover of poople weekly once so i’m kind of a big deal
all of the old-school goons (henchmen, muscle for hire) are probably pretty upset that the name of their chosen career path has been stolen by guys who just wack off for hours to hentai truly the end of an era 😔
how am i almost out of biscoff cookies?! i only had like 20 a day for the last week this makes NO sense someone must be breaking in and stealing them or something
I think I’m gonna keep online time to weekends for the foreseeable future. Try to make weekdays more productive focus time.
Taking a break from being online for a while. Gotta focus on other stuff. Love y’all! 😘
i’m kinda glad that people find me so easy to talk to, and confide in me with their secrets and such but goddamn, random guy at the convenience store, i just want to buy some whiteclaws i ain’t tryina hear about how your girlfriend is pregnant from another guy geez
i don’t actually post, because that’s immoral i just put my finger near the phone while a mormon jumps around on the bed
had a 2.5 hour final interview today i think it went well, but who knows anyway, getting borgirs because i deserve boorgurs 🍔
dvd logo bouncing around that never quite hits the corner of the screen lookin ahh
i think it’s really fucked up that there’s only one week dedicated to sharks #sharkmonth
if i get reincarnated i hope i’m a parasite that hangs out on lettuce and causes explosive diarrhea
i was rejected from adopting a child just because i told them the only reason i wanted one is so i could tell people “don’t talk to me or my son ever again” which i think must be some sort of discrimination
i bet a hovel is really cheap to maintain, in general that’s one of the things people probably don’t think about when considering the purchase of a hovel
people think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly. but they forget the negative side, which is the preening
whenever you can’t think of a good post, just look up a jack handey quote most people won’t know the difference and just say “wow, i should give this person all of my money”
is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? and he's carrying a very beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet. and also, you're drunk
when you're going up the stairs and you take a step, kick the other leg up high behind you to keep people from following too close
Ruin a book by adding a word: The Bible… diarrhea
James Damron@runswindows95.bsky.social · 2w agoRuin a book by adding a word: The Invisible Man Bun
this is your brain [holds up a brain] this is your brain on drugs [pours glitter, pop rocks, and melted cheese on the brain] any questions?
i’m the cause sorry, i thought it would be funny
i’ve been getting back into drawing again while doing side jobs this is my carpentry notebook, filled with doodles and animals the bear is waving back at someone they’re somewhat suspicious of
is there an account or bot i can follow for daily updates on the inevitable defacement of the charlie kirk statue?
i was doing some carpentry and rammed a star drive bit into my thumb between the side of the nail and the skin bled a LOT how’s your day?
Drop an unpopular opinion: i hope, when they die, cartoon characters have to answer for their sins
BooBooKitty@bbkittyfck.bsky.social · 3w agoDrop an unpopular opinion: 69 is a stupid position
job interview in two hours ughhhhh i fuckin hate these it should really be adopted as a torture method by the CIA constant job interviews with stupid questions
should i convert all of my unemployment payments into pennies and roll around in them? your options are either “yeah” or “fuck yeah”