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> popular browser game in japan > brush kitty cat > wtf i love it > play game > lose > get mad > look inside > html iframe > loads index.pck > gdpc header > realize im reverse engineering html game > html game for brushing kitty cat im a loser dawg fr lmfao

What's it like being a malware researcher? Here is my day. 09:30am: wake up (depends on how bad sleep is) 10:00am: drink energy drink, check news 10:30am: check MISP, see world imploding 11:30am: read random papers from MISP 12:30pm: continue malware research project, chug energy

Hello, One of my colleagues is looking for a job. She is a smart lady. She is searching for a job doing one of the following: - SecOps Leadership - IR Leadership - SOC Leadership - Security Awareness Leadership - CTI Please let me know if you anyone is hiring. Thanks.

Hello, One of my colleagues is looking for a job. She is a smart lady. Unfortunately, she does not do malware stuff (no idea why), she is searching for a job doing one of the following: - SecOps Leadership - IR Leadership - SOC Leadership - Security Awareness Leadership - CTI What do

The fundamental problem with this "hack" is it requires three things being true. 1. An attacker must possess the device 2. An attacker must be able to unlock the cell phone 3. The cell phone must be "rooted", all additional cell phone security already bypassed In the event all three of

Big drama in the EU today. I'm not a mobile device security nerd, so I can't comment too much. However, it seems extremely odd all configurations (including the "encrypted pin") are stored in a .xml file. Mobile nerds, ... is this standard practice? Or did the EU make an incredibly poor

Another zero day exploit released by some nerd (can't remember name right now) because they're annoyed with Microsoft. It's been confirmed by other nerds. It is yet another legit zero day. Whew.

Yeah, so basically I'm trying to make my own "ClickFix" but for Windows binaries by abusing the Windows Runtime, Component Object Model, and whatever Windows grants me from a limited user profile (see attached image) I saw some research on Windows Toast Notifications by @ipurple, but

Say what you want about TeamPCP, but they have certainly made attribution much easier. I can't recall a time a Threat Group specified the malware campaign and malware delivery mechanism that resulted in a compromise. Is TeamPCP lying about how how they compromised these organizations?

Day Two of working on really silly malware proof-of-concept. Is there an easier way to write this code? Yes. Is it worth investing this much effort into? Probably not, no Is it a lot of fun bonking Windows with a stick and reading obscure documentation? Yes Am I a cat? No

A long, long, long time ago I read a paper on how the United States Central Intelligence Agency intentionally introduced conflict, distrust, and resentment into the inner circle of Julian Assange. Being unable to physically touch him, they had hoped if they made his life chaotic enough

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Oh yeah? You're a "hacker"? Prove it. Send a stool sample and a copy of your Birth Certificate to Sam Altman.

I was pretty busy today. From what I saw when skimming the internet: - More AI hot takes - More laws about age verification - Arguments about age verification - Some cool new malware found - Drama about fake ledger in Apple Store - PUBG CEO used ChatGPT for business advice - More

Working on some real silly code. Is it special? No. Is it silly? Yes, extremely.

> ramp up cyber defenses > look inside > change password to include ! > pay for nord vpn (protects from hackers) > re-up norton antivirus subscription > ask 7 year old nephew for help with ipad we are cybersecurityied now dawg

It appears I have made a series of mistakes when reviewing some of the financial data from RockStar Games. What does this mean? I've spread misinformation and I will be burned at the stake by gamers. It was nice knowing all of you

BREAKING: New intelligence from the United States Department of War suggest cars go all like VRRROOOOOM, SKRRRT, and PFFFTBLOOOOSH. Donald Trump is being briefed on the situation now.

Final post about the RockStar Games compromise because (as I have now learned) there are a lot of people who are extremely passionate about RockStar Games. ShinyHunters extortion group successfully compromised RockStar Games through a third-party vendor called "Anodot". Anodot is used

Sweet baby Jesus, the RockStar Games nerds are going spazzo online. I'm not a RockStar Game nerd, I don't really care about GTA V or GTA V Online, but because nerds won't shut up: First documented sale: DATE: 2014-11-12 PLATFORM: Xbox One REGION: Asia E: BULL TOTAL: $9.99 Last updated

ShinyHunters leaked the RockStar Games data. The data isn't anything special. There is no PII or source code. The data is primarily financial metrics. This may come as a surprise to some of you, but based off of this data, it appears RockStar Games makes a FUCK TON of money

Over 200 media outlets are blocking Internet Archive. Media outlets say because AI, or something, but also (and TOTALLY UNRELATED) since they're blocking Internet Archive there is no way to tell if the government or media outlet has deleted or change something. However, they say this is

This is very good malware. This is solid-solid-SOLID B+ malware, very close to A- malware. APT37 is using a old-school playbook. They're doing EPO (Entry Point Obfuscation) on a self-delivered binary for evasion. They also unironically are using something akin to cavity infection ...

Hi I've added another 550,000+ malwares to the malware library. Please download the malware and share it with your friends and family.

1 year olds are far more exhausting than 6 month olds. Parents warned me. They were correct. Bro HAS to put ALL FOOD on his head. - Beans - Soup - Mac and Cheese - Strawberries - Blueberries If he doesn't rub it on his head, or eat it, he throws it on the floor. I'm tired.

"what's it like working in cybersecurity?"

1 year olds are far more exhausting than 6 month olds. Parents warned me. They were correct. Bro HAS to put ALL FOOD on his head. - Beans - Soup - Mac and Cheese - Strawberries - Blueberries If he doesn't rub it on his head, or eat it, he throws it on the floor. I'm tired.

THE CIA USED WHAT TO SEND MESSAGES I thought this was bullshit, NSO Group was supposed to be blacklisted by the United States Department of Commerce. But upon investigation, L3Harris purchased a controlling power of NSO Group and the Trump administrations former Israel Ambassador now