da sind grad vier teenage alt girls mit extrem bunten haaren in der u3 und machen tiktok dances zu von hier an blind
Strangest damned thing in my entire life just happened… I bought a box of Reese’s Pieces before seeing a movie. In the dark I opened the box and popped some in my mouth. Tasted strange as hell and rock hard. No freaking joke - the box was full of dried pinto (?) beans…
i've watched the geoguessr world cup final twice now and both times it was blinky as the favourite dominantly won the first two rounds only for the underdog to surprisingly bring it to game 5. wild
i hate the bugs this is gonna be the worst thing about climate change
for all the i will never root for new york sports posturing i do the barking at the other thing the heights do makes it really hard to not fall in love with all of them
some guy just gave me the what are you stare standing like a metre from me at the traffic light and my pocket cisgender who i'm out and about with said "you want me to take a picture of your face or what" which was cool i think
rosalia lux didn't click for me last year but it's sure clicking now
the wpbl is having its pride night and the on field reporter is chatting to some dykes in the stands who she says are there every game she clearly knows them personally like they just hang out n she asks what makes you come here every day and one of them answers "because of women" this league rules
there is only two genders: people that are attractive/hot to me and people that are not attractive/hot to me
can the woman in the black parade shirt at the camp miasma showing please com see me after the show
linselotte 🪸@vyliadreams.northsky.social · last wk.can the two guys in the crusader kings and aphex twin shirts respectively at the camp miasma showing please come see me after the show
okay is there any advantage to paying for a password manager and not just using the one mozilla gave me for free personally
weird specific gender thing for me is as a teen i always used to find it really cool for some reason when girls took their bra off under their clothes so now i sometimes even when i undress myself in my room just take my bra off first for no reason
actually vorsicht hat transitioned und ist jetzt der vater der porzellankiste
Love how people from the UK say “condom” like they’re carefully laying two eggs with their mouths.
what like is he too stupid to google a movie he saw a post about?
Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉@scumbelievable.bsky.social · 6d agoyou've got to be kidding me
you've got to be kidding me
