β IT'S NATIONAL HONEYBEE DAY! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS -- I HOPE YOU LIKE BEE-EEEEES~! { Caine unleashes the BEE SWARM. } β
β π©οΉοΉΚΈα΅α΅Κ³ ππππππΌππππ Χ β
@wackywatch.bsky.social
β ππ°π΅ ππ‘π§ππ¨π¦ππ? ππΆπ΄π΅ π§π¦π¦ππͺπ―π¨ ππππΏ? ππ, ππππ π πππππππππ πππΌππ! β π±π¦π―π―π¦π₯ π£πΊ πΊπ¦ππ§ β πͺπ€π°π― π£πΊ ππ’π―π’π§π’ππ²πππ’π§π π¬ | π±πͺπ―π―π¦π₯ π’π³π΅ π£πΊ π°πππ―π¦π¨ β
"FOR EVERY COMPLAINT I HEAR I'M HITTING ONE ADDITIONAL PEDESTRIAN. AND I HAVE REALLY GOOD HEARING"
β I LOST MY LICENSE A FEW YEARS AGO AFTER TURNING A FAMILY OF GLOINKS TO PASTE β
β I'M NOT WEARING THAT β
α α EVERY TIME I CHECK ON YOU GUYS IT'S A NEW FORM OF $#@ α
β SORRY FOR MY ABSENCE, MY LOVING LITTLE CONTESTANTS! I WAS ON VACATION, YOU SEE... TO, CLEAR MY HEAD. I'M GLAD TO BE BA-- β
β FUUUCK ALL THE GLOINKS GOT OUT THEY'RE TEARING THE CIRCUS APART FUUUUUUCK FUUUUUUUUUUCK β
β I CAN'T RHYME THIS AT ALL IN THE THEME SONG β
β ππκ«πκͺκ«πΉα§κ« ΰΎΰ½²βΛβ‘ α²πΌ@th3funny1.bsky.social Β· 2mo agoβ β ATTENTION, EVERYONE. I have an important announcement, so listen up. From this day forward I shall answer only to ππΏπ²ππ»π²π±π΄π². β β
β { Caine pulls the hat through the air to himself, inspecting it through rotating and adjusting... } ... HUH? ISN'T THIS FRAN'S? ... { Caine's fingers curl over the hat as his eyes retreat into a closed mouth. He can only hope otherwise. } β
π FRAN π@applestoashes.bsky.social Β· last mo.[ someone seemed to have misplaced their hat on the floor. do you pick it up? ]
β { Playing "Isn't She Lovely" on piano. } β
α I NEED TO MAKE MORE ADVENTURES α
α . THAT WAS MEANT TO BE IN ANGER BUT SURE WHATEVER I DON'T CARE ANYMORE α
α α EVERY TIME I CHECK ON YOU GUYS IT'S A NEW FORM OF $#@ α
