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I'm too kind & it bites me in the ass.🙃 I support the alphabet mafia cuz they're the cool kids.🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ Coachella Valley CA but grew up in Venice Beach. Oh yeah, cats 🐈 Welcome to my life. GenX USAF Veteran
She's getting desperate and preparing with her "anchor baby". Barron was born before she gained citizenship. Yeah, let that sink in MAGA.
I know that this is an unpopular thought... FFS Jerusalem has a Church, Mosque, and Temple. As an Atheist, I just don't understand. If you can share religious sites why can't you get along?
Don't @ me. This is Dr. Demento AKA Barrett Hansen... 🎶Dead puppies Dead puppies Dead puppies aren't much fun They don't come when you call They don't chase squirrels at all Dead puppies aren't much fun🎶 ~nightly lyrics #waffaout 😴 💤
Dr. Demento's Mr Show Halloween Stomp
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I just heard that electric companies are lobbying to get a bill limiting their liability for fires their equipment cause. Not sure if just in CA, but this should be allowed. Ever. Anywhere.
🎶Well, you can all just kiss off into the air Behind my back, I can see them stare They'll hurt me bad, but I won't mind They'll hurt me bad, they do it all the time (yeah, yeah!) Yeah, they do it all the time (yeah, yeah!) They do it all the time (do it all the time!)🎶 ~nightly lyrics #waffaout 😴
Wow. I didn't realize how many people knew or remembered this. SNL in the 70s was the best. Don't get me started on "I be Gumby dammit" 😆
Antifa Snack Coordinator 💯% safe 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🐈🐕@waffa.bsky.social · 3d ago🎶Now, when I die Now don't think I'm a nut Don't want no fancy funeral Just one like ole king Tut (King Tut) He coulda won a Grammy (King Tut) Buried in his Jammies Born in Arizona, moved to Babylonia He was born in Arizona Got a condo made of stone-a (King Tut)🎶 ~nightly lyrics #waffaout 😴 💤
It needs to meet some dirt. Let's see if I get a SS visit for this.
🎶Now, when I die Now don't think I'm a nut Don't want no fancy funeral Just one like ole king Tut (King Tut) He coulda won a Grammy (King Tut) Buried in his Jammies Born in Arizona, moved to Babylonia He was born in Arizona Got a condo made of stone-a (King Tut)🎶 ~nightly lyrics #waffaout 😴 💤
Steve Martin's Funny King Tut Dance on SNL
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My inner chef woke up today. I'm slow cooking a Tuscan seasoned pork loin to be smothered in browned butter sauted pears over jasmine rice. Wish me luck. I've never made it before, and went shopping in my own kitchen for ingredients. If it turns out good I'll post a picture.
@patricklizzy.bsky.social Continuing our fart conversation from earlier today... You're right. This is why some think I'm a dude.
I found these today at the grocery store. They're garlicky ramen. Freaking love 😍 I'll make more with either shrimp or canned clams.
Yet another documentary. This is about conversion "therapy" for gay people. Goes back to the 70s. Netflix again, no, I don't get paid to recommend, called Pray Away. As in, pray the gay away, which is such bullshit.
Latest documentary drop: Descendant on Netflix. It's about the people in Africatown Alabama who came from the last known illegal slave ship. Their story was always considered folklore, but once the ship was found, they had real ancestry, unlike many in the US. Give it a watch.
📢 Attention KMart shoppers 📢 Starting today, there are only 30 shopping days left until your favorite pain-in-the-ass's birthday. Thank you for your attention to this matter,
Cat Funny Cat
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Why I gotta be a Whale Shark? I mean, it's 99% accurate, but couldn't I be something smaller like a Reef Shark?
🎶Fuck Donald Trump Fuck Donald Trump Yeah, *, fuck Donald Trump It's for our people Yeah, yeah, fuck Donald Trump Yeah, fuck Donald Trump Ain't nobody else gon' speak up, we gon' speak up Yeah, fuck Donald Trump Yeah, * fuck Donald Trump Yeah, yeah, fuck Donald Trump🎶 ~nightly lyrics #waffaout 😴 💤
Yes, AI, but a girl can dream.
My documentary rabbit hole got me to I Love Lucy. Fun fact I just learned is that they had live audiences and sold the laugh track which was used from the 50s into the 70s.
Lucy's Hilarious Scared Reaction
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🤢🤢🤢🤮 I can't believe that I saw this commercial. Besides it being a grift somehow, why are taxpayer dollars being spent to advertise it?
🎶She'll expose you, when she snows you Offer feed with the crumbs she throws you She's ferocious and she knows just what it Takes to make a pro blush All the boys think she's a spy, she's got Bette Davis eyes🎶 ~nightly lyrics #waffaout 😴 💤
🎶Feeling unknown And you're all alone Flesh and bone By the telephone Lift up the receiver I'll make you a believer I will deliver You know I'm a forgiver Reach out, touch faith Your own personal Jesus🎶 ~nightly lyrics #waffaout 😴 💤
Depeche Mode: Reach Out And Touch Faith
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If you see this post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.
As per my last epitaph...@thelighthouseghost.bsky.social · 7d agoIf you see this post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.