tiddy roosevelt

@wagtails.art

Artist, model, photographer, intellectual (non-practicing).

I dumped a bucket of freshly washed nice stones on the carpet in my bedroom a few days ago to dry and my rabbit has now arranged them neatly into a line so he can lie against them

Bunny lying on a bath mat, a little distance from him on the carpet is a pile of stones arranged into a line among his food bowls and greens

For a long time I've been calling my car Jimmy, because Jimmy Carr. My tax exemption just came through from the department of wank and plonkers. Husband quipped 'did you call it Jimmy because you don't pay tax on it?' and honestly I'm mad I didn't think of this joke myself