Waldo
@waldo2006.bsky.social
IT, disc golfer, cook, gardener, and a dad so the jokes are constant. AI sucks. Go BILLS!
There should be an apple variety that is really plump and juicy called "bottom jeans"
The filthy rich know that eventually they might* be held accountable for their crimes. So they are having their AI do it for them. (Which is also why they are fighting so hard to not have any laws to regulate AI) Burning our world to sit on a larger pile of money. *.01% chance
Republicans never take ownership for their mistakes. But they'd love the chance to take ownership of other people again, starting with any that have wombs.
He just told his followers to commit voter fraud. Out loud. Again. How has no adult stepped in and stopped this maniac?
The best thing about the $5,000 check trump is promising Americans is that Mexico will pay for it! Oh, wait, am I mixing up one of his other lies? I meant to say, each American will get it when our gas is $2 a gallon which will be any day now since we aren't at war thanks to all his peace starting.
The only thing in the last 20 years that hasn't become more profitable, is actually working. All the money has risen to the top and stays there. It never has and never will trickle down. Woodchip the rich.
Remember the scene in Men In Black where Kay goes and uses the satellites to zoom in on his girlfriend? That's flock cameras.... And they are being abused just like this, 1000s of times a day.
Amazon: "guaranteed delivery by tomorrow if you order in 2 hours!" Me: *orders* Amazon: "your product will arrive Monday!" Me: "wtf?!" 45 minutes arguing with supports ai bot to get a person to tell me "even if the site says guaranteed delivery it doesn't mean guaranteed" Eat the rich.
I learned there is an alternate spelling to gullible. Republican voter.
The only food billionaire tech execs should be allowed to eat needs to be made following an AI generated recipe. If they are going to cram slop down our throats they should have to eat it too.
I feel like I could have bought 2 guillotines at this point with the money I have paid extra due to incompetence caused inflation.
Want to design a t-shirt for some of my friends who look a little like a gnome (which oddly enough I have 3-4) that say "Go big or go Gnome" with a picture of them as a cartoon gnome.
Having too many cucumbers can put you in a real pickle. But I've found a great way to dill with it.
Heard that a whole pile of Republicans are meeting in Dallas for a bit "trump-a-palooza" event. Grindr is gonna be on fire with all the "do as I say, not as a I do" attendees.
"I'm a chef, not an artist. It's cheaper to use AI than pay a real artist to make my ads and menus" Ah, so since you're not a farmer, it's cheaper to buy and use low quality ingredients too right? If your menu is AI slop, your foods probably slop too and not getting my $
Instead of ever addressing the fact that Israel is committing genocide in Gaza, AIPAC and those in debt to Israel will attempt to smear whoever speaks up against the genocide. Regardless of what someone said in their past, it doesn't make the current genocide less real. It's just a distraction.
Gardens didn't get the memo that it's Labor Day and they aren't supposed to be working.
It's Labor Day, so a small handful of people get the day off to celebrate. Even Mitch McConnell took the day off. Just like he's taken the last 84 days off.
Saw a woodchuck camping and called him Allen. Woody Allen. Then I realized that's a terrible name to call anything cool like a whistle pig.
It was windy AF at wind rush alley, but we did a pretty great round. Made some eagles AND saw an eagle.
"a pedophile tried to rename me, but fuck that guy, I'm lake Ontario"
The craziest thing about Mitch, is without these stupid trade war tariffs, strait of Hormuz closure, and data centers depleting the world's RAM supply, all the spare parts would have arrived months before the current version broke down.
"the Iran war that I started isn't a war because we've only lost small potatoes" - convicted felon and rapist
Mike Johnson: "we just aren't going to do anything for a few months. Bye!" Me: "man, if Mitch McConnell were alive for this he'd be so proud"
Not gonna lie, the first time I saw the pics of the racist airline passenger that got duct taped to his seat, I tought it was RFK jr in one of his autoerotic asphyxiation poses.