My bench press just *refuses* to go up i am going to KILL someone
Just realized the hourly coyote account I followed here stopped posting 2 months ago. ferik 9/11
"dude i think i know why you can’t knot her anymore 💀💀" @walf.bsky.social
They should invent caffeine I can have in the afternoon/evening without dooming myself to 1 hour of sleep
just giving @oranje.dog a quick peek 🎨 - @cobe.bsky.social
Seattle unfortunately is a failed city (no real IMAX screens)
[white knuckling the bathroom sink] I have GOT to make homemade cinnamon rolls
Need to become an alcoholic so i have more of an excuse to practice making mixed drinks. There’s no other way
Can discord please make stream previews actually work ever. Please. I need to know if my friends are watching something good or awful before i join the voice call this is IMPORTANT
I need better friends. All my current ones won’t play friendslop with me which means they HATE me
Extremely funny discovering that like 70% of fursuit heads don’t fit on me. Half the time my chin ends up being extremely visible through the mouth too 😔
Dunno why but I love the fursuiter phone pose where they have one hand holding a phone right in front of one of their eyes while the other hand is still wearing the handpaw while holding the other one
current status: being put down at O’Hare International Airport
You will find the love of your life at the Anthrocon 2026 Stellaris Meet and Greet
CON TIP: if you don’t get to see a friend during a fun, it’s always because they hate you and are avoiding you specifically!
Can people at AC not do anything fun before I arrive please. Thanks
why would anthrocon close off reg multiple days before the event AND only sell day passes at the door. Actually pissing me off, what the fuck???
