Today’s poll: A) “I want to see your post workout pic.” B) “I’d kick you in the balls through the internet I could.”
Walkabout
@walkabout-west.bsky.social
You’ll find me out there in the wild … somewhere between Truth or Consequences New Mexico and Port Angeles Washington.
Jon Ossoff: “It was all a lie. They made you pay more for everything and took us to war on lies and spent most of last year trying to cover up for the world’s most famous pedophile while the crook president and his crook family raked in billions”
“We should definitely panic about what could happen and just ignore what is happening, that way we won’t be too stressed we’ll just be enraged about nothing at all.” - Rachel @slightlycaustic.bsky.social
Men are always using made up excuses for not coming home on time… Homer was the GOAT in this regard. Since the Odyssey countless men have told their wives they couldn’t make it home because of a cyclops or giants or sirens… Odysseus’s wife didn’t believe that bullshit but she forgave him… sad!
These chucklefucks have sleepwalked through a travesty and they don’t know WTF they are doing. They need to attack on multiple levels and they are playing it old school “smart”… We need to tap angry creative people that have media skills and progressive expectations of leadership.
How to speak Aussie: “Don’t piss in me pocket and tell me it’s rainin”
Putin, Trump, McConnell, Graham as punctuation…. Netanyahu, Thiel, Musk, Farage, Miller, Lavrov...
She’s losing money at the apple orchard. He drives a Cadillac & hates his life managing trust funds in the city. At the county fair she gets really drunk and he leaves her in a wheel barrow at the edge of town. He comes back but now she drives aSubaru Outback and he’s questioning everything.
I’m proud of America the Beautiful, being American, the home of the free and the land of the brave. Our government has been hijacked but not our beautiful heritage and hard working, caring and talented people.
How does this make you happy you even lived? I laugh/cried. youtube.com/shorts/UwbNm...
#AdamLambert performs “The Muffin Man” as #Cher in Wheel of Musical Impressions! #ThatsMyJam
YouTube video by The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
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I can’t tell the difference between Bezos, Trump, Vance or Musk when they are talking. They all sound like the guy on Facebook marketplace trying to sell you a rusted out Buick.
AJ Styles: It's Good Stuff, Trust Me
ALT: AJ Styles: It's Good Stuff, Trust Me
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The BEST cooking video of ALL TIME! Sorry it’s on TikTok but holy hell! www.tiktok.com/t/ZTBdcydN1/
Pasta Carbanora as requested by alot of people but this was pedro style because I dont think it has onions garlic and peppers but pedros does and it was unreal dont ever doubt him #work #van #cook #fo...
TikTok video by The Scransit Van
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Dream last night… flowing… finding the way… free… trippy airy soundtrack… I can still hear the song… the beat… the feeling of bliss… remember that feeling?
Mood: People are so incredibly talented and able to breathe beauty into our lives… and yet: youtu.be/l9VFg44H2z8?...
Five Finger Death Punch - Wash It All Away (Explicit)
YouTube video by 5FDPVEVO
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“I mean, you get a guy who gets in there, he's got a good line of crap. He gets in and all of a sudden you're stuck with a man who's a moron”. - Trump
Underneath the wild chatter of the current timeline…. There is simplicity, beauty and peace in the moment.