my coworker, completely unprompted: "you want an alternative to harming yourself? try a vibrator! i got one for $50 on amazon and it really shocks your system"
lauren 🏳️⚧️
@wanderingmenace.bsky.social
joyful & whimsical girl thing 24 • she/her 💖 1 year on HRT ✨ seattle area ❤️🇺🇦🇵🇸🇨🇩❤️ MDNI 🔞
i love love love customers that pretend i don't exist, don't say hi back and just start barking questions at me, leave their money on the counter to pay when my outstretched hand is RIGHT THERE
can i come over and stare into the distance concerningly
there are "It's not x — it's y" everywhere for those with eyes to see
literally looking at pics from yesterday like "damn i was so happy back then"
like everyone at my workplace is partnered up except me this sucks
how is having conversations and meeting people so easy for everyone else
one of my good friends blocked me on everything out of the blue 🙃 not even 2 weeks after the falling out with my other good friend
guys will be like "this was amazing let's do this again sometime" and then never text you again
my stupid little brain every time it has the tiniest excuse to self sabotage
Patrick Star's Evil Smile
Alt: Patrick rubbing his hands together
static.klipy.com
cool hat (this is the closest i got to smiling all day)
oh also today there was a mug out on the sales floor that i had to move and there was LIQUID IN IT and i spilled it all over myself
im gonna be sending my friend a strongly worded voice message and im thinking of what to say but thinking back on what happened it just making me angrier