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I'm mice and I'm mormal. I would say the main thing about me is that I have become strange in the past few years because of covid and Gaza. Tornto
Saw a possum the other night, it was nuit blanche and I had forgotten how nice it is to bike around the quiet city late at night
Pornos used to be about making you horny and now if I'm understanding correctly they're about trying to kill you
I'm ape-political, I'll vote for whoever is going to make Planet of the Apes happen
"The ways in which" <- Elmer Fudd telling you who turned him into dried fruit
Parsing "family oriented" on a dating profile as a sexual orientation
In the first week of nfl foot ball action all the players got injured
If you pay attention you'll see more and more the distinctive leaves of tulip trees around Toronto. They're not supposed to grow here, but the experts expect that with climate change they'll do well but not adversely affect native species. It used to be all ash, but I wasn't paying attention then.
Every one always used to say "I hope 9/11 doesn't happen," but they don't say that any more
I've literally never smelled anything that bad, but on the other hand, I wish I could take some part of it with me to remember, the bugs weren't even bothered by me, drunk off the experience of it, wow, me as well, I guess
My recycling bin smells like something died in there but on the plus side it smells like something new is being born
Gaming is the ultimate gamer's delight - The Delighted Gamer
A fun prank to play on your friend is to convince them to have "one more beer" and then whip out the 710 mL oversized ones
I'm the ceo of Weyland-Yutani, and by this time next year the whole economy will be entirely monster-based, instead of the way you do things now, you'll do them in a new way that involves a scary monster
Economic conditions are causing what's known as a "fucker's market"