* Slop is what we call my cooking...! * (...I can't even argue that. I can confirm that Dogamy's cooking is certified, Grade-B slop!) * Not even Grade-A! * (Not even!)

sentaijoe ((I couldnt resist a chance for Ressa being Scary Mode, as rushed as I did

Dogamy & Dogaressa!!@warningdogcouple.bsky.social · 2w ago

* (STAY.) * (STILL.)

* (When someone mentioned 'roaring', I took that as permission!) * You do take any chance to practice your screamo!

TEMP PINNED RP Account for Dogamy and Dogaressa, an interpretation of their Deltarune versions! |As written by Joe| #DeltaruneRP #UndertaleRP #MVRP

[* Dogaressa suddenly goes stiff, ears perking as she hears something over her shoulder. She slowly turns around...] [* And sees Dogamy, also staring at her, stunned and wide-eyed, suitcase from being out of town gripped in his hand.] [* They hold this gaze for a good moment, before...]

* (Anyway, who the hell said my name?)

* (Hey. Hey. Hey! Uh...) * (Was no one gonna tell me that bee girl was *dying* when she let me chew on her hand??) * (Listen, I may be an evil bitch but im not a *demon*! I have my standards for violent impulses...!)

* (Im SO normal!)

* (Oh, just think on it a while...Oh! Wait!) [* She pulls a bandage roll from a pocket and she...Uh...Licks. She licks the wounds on her hand to clean it. And then gently wraps it in bandage.] * (Annnd...There! Amy would chastise me if I didn't do SOME aftercare!)

#447. . .Lacey@beezy-bees.bsky.social · 3w ago

꒰ She looks like she's about to pass out. I don't know. Did she. ꒱

[* Gnawing. Gnawing. Biting. Gnawing. Gnawing. Gnawing. Biting. Biting. Biting. Gnawing.] [* ...Then she lets go after a bit, licking whatever bits of hemolymph may be stuck to her teeth and lips.] * (Mmmmh...Definitely different from usual.) * (Did you have fun?)

#447. . .Lacey@beezy-bees.bsky.social · 3w ago

꒰ LOUD SHRIEKING SHE DIDN'T KNOW THIS IS WHAT WOULD HAPPEN. ꒱

* (Go ahead! Put your hand in my mouth! I promise i'll bite!!) * (I definitely will! Let me bite you! Let me bite you!)

[* Slowly rising up from a nearby bush with a way too wide smile.] * (Did someone say...Biting?)

* (I love singing this song!)

* (Anyway, keep that shit away from me! I don't even *want* to know what happens to *my* brain on anything other than weed.)

* (Im now thinking about that one comic book where a guy is literally powered by cocaine...)

* (...Oh come on, you take a look at Dogamy and I and tell me with a straight face that he tops.) * (I'll wait.)

* (Oh, I remember last time I plug and played with Dogamy~...) * (We just usually call it pegging!)

* (Awwwh....I was hoping to get the red one.) * (This test sucks!)

* (What is that my sniffer smells? Hold! For I smell another friend on the wind~!) * (Yes, it is! A friend big and tall, with the scent of daffodils and sugar...My beloved friend Gigi!) * (Oh how glad I am to smell my friend, here and now~!) [* ...Yeah shes for sure still Weird Mode.]

* (Sometimes I think about hitting the du français qui sort de nulle part, juste pour voir si quelqu'un comprend~!)

[* Stomp stomp stoMP STOMP STOMP DOOR CRASHING] * (Did someone say GROUP BARKING?!?)

* (The one time I was in the fridge room, I licked the ice.) * (...Worst day of my life after that.)

* (I'm *definitely* very normal!!)

[* Dogaressa is squatting down, staring at a line of ants on the sidewalk with an expression that can only be described as "planning the most efficient way to kill them all with her bare hands".] [* She looks over her shoulder and waves at Dayma and Doggo.] * (Hiiii~!)

* (Kiss women monday again!? It feels like it was just last week...) * (But okay~! Beware though, I kiss with teeth~!)

* (I *make* people eat dirt!) * (...Okay, well, I *did*. Less often now~!)

* (Oh I get tons of kisses and smooches and such from my sweet Dogamy~!) * (...Anyone else has to consider the gamble on their safety if they want to kiss.)