Duder McGuy
@warofthebees.bsky.social
The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.
Max Miller's lawyer after that interview:
Funny Tissue Roll Shower Prank
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Reading about Mindy McCready and that woman went through some crazy shit. Her death could literally be the plot of a country song.
In the future, people will look at AOC as a roadmap on how to break into a major party. 1-Start out as a local figure with a progressive bend 2-Tone down rhetoric but keep the same beliefs while learning from party elders who have been around longer 3-Slowly build a wider base within the party.
Polling USA@usapolling.bsky.social · 2d agoAmong Democrats - Net-Favorabilities: AOC: +47% Buttigieg: +39% Newsom: +36% Beshear: +19% Emanuel: +7% Ipsos / August 3, 2026
DO NOT, MY FRIENDS, BECOME ADDICTED TO WATER. IT WILL TAKE HOLD OF YOU, AND YOU WILL RESENT ITS ABSENSE.
ProPublica@propublica.org · yesterdayNEW: Texas Gov. Greg Abbott said he's willing to "micromanage" Corpus Christi's water crisis. But he's gone quiet on the financial troubles of an agency that could help expand the region's water supply — despite Abbott having appointed its entire board. With KRIS 6 News and @texastribune.org
Bro we ushered in a new era of fascism over fucking eggs and we still can't even get the eggs right
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Being ex-Army, this is fucking hilarious. And yeah I'm aware of the irony that I'm basically being the same kind of guy she's talking about here but fucking hell, the Air Force guy is trying to act bad ass? They get extra money if they have to live in Army barracks, for Christ's sake.
Harley Davidson 🏳️⚧️@queenofmars.space · yesterdayI had a coworker who was ex airforce, I hitched a ride with him to a work event. He spent the whole time pointing to pedestrians and explaining how to kill them. I got a different ride back to the office.
Used Google lens to translate a Japanese gum wrapper. Thanks.
Okay, but what if I just want a government based solely off of vibes and petty revenge, huh? What if I want to emulate some of the worst impulses of MAGA but clothe it in a progressive wrapper? What then?
Tiffany⸆⸉@tiffanyclay.dev · yesterdayShut up about replacing McConnell. Right now we have a non-voting Republican, which changes the calculus of the senate AND takes J.D. Vance out of the equation.
Shouldn't "Not at all" be its own spot? I'm not ever going to be using sex-trafficking fake money. There's no "slightly open" here.
Polling USA@usapolling.bsky.social · 2d ago"How often are you to owning or using cryptocurrency in the future?" Not at All/Slightly Open But Skeptical: 75% Somewhat Open - Under the Right Conditions: 13% Extremely/Very Open To It: 12% Focaldata / July 20, 2026
People are all "fuck cars" until you're doing 80 down the freeway, windows down, 70 degrees, "Black Dog" by Zepplin as loud as it'll go, a full wallet and nothing to do.
Remember to leave out a bottle of Kentucky bourbon tonight for the Ghost of Mitch McConnell
I'm not a Piker fan but if anyone should leave maybe it should be the old man who hasn't had relevance in thirty years
Oliver Willis@owillis.bsky.social · 3d agoi didnt have much of a position on hasan piker but this could make me his biggest fan Carville rips Piker: ‘If he becomes a force in the Democratic Party, I’m out of here’ thehill.com/homenews/cam...
My confession: I actually kind of thought "Pokemon GO to the polls" was pretty funny. Also...probably was good advice, in retrospect.
I'm no fan of what data centers are doing to books or AI in general, but uh...that's not remotely close to the plot of Fahrenheit 451.
GodlessPrimate@godlessprimate.bsky.social · 3d agoMy books will be on my shelves where they belong. A few friends used to laugh at me for keeping what they called obsolete things like vinyl records and old books. They all agree it was a good idea now.
Checking in with Graham Linehan. Seems like things are going well.
I'm sure the 85 year old man who culminated his career managing a pandemic while the President actively undermined him will be happy to retire.
Christopher Webb@cwebbonline.com · 4d agoPerformative bullshit. Fauci is a hero. Besides, they’re trying to ban an 85-year-old retiree from a job he already left.
AIPAC is bad, it supports a lot of bad candidates, its electioneering is often sketchy. No argument there. It also hasn't been particularly successful in achieving the outcomes it wants, and its transformation into the omni-villain of left-wing politics has obvious, disturbing historic echoes.
I propose that we set our calendars back to January 1st, 2000 and just try a redo on the 21st century.
Sure he is more likely to lose the general to a Republican but the important thing is the ~~~vibes~~~ not actually winning.
the abbot of unreason (an archaeologist)@merovingians.bsky.social · 6d agoDon't stop, she's already dead, but it's funnier this way.
I get that it was a good show but please folks, no one has ever given a shit about Wonder Man as a character
For some reason Tom's Diner is stuck in my head but it's Have you seen it? Have you seen this? Have you seen my little penis?
I finally feel brave enough to come out and say it: in late October 2017, I directly witnessed Dr. Anthony Fauci take a penny, yet he did NOT leave a penny.
I always liked "a 360 degree son of a bitch" meaning a son of a bitch from any angle
I AM DAD@iamdad.bsky.social · last wk.
This is the problem with leftist discourse. When they don't have an answer, they resort to this "dunking" bullshit so they can pretend they made a point that doesn't exist.
If you're up in arms about NYC food deserts, wait until you hear about cities and states that don't have a metropolis of over 8 million people and a robust public transport system (they aren't New York or LA and their poor people are ugly so fuck them)
