Being asexual is kinda hilarious because what do you mean I get to make people all flustered and crap just for fun because tormenting people like that is the funniest shit ever? I can't be the only one like this (I'm high as fuck this may not make sense lmfao)
Void
@watcherinthevoid.bsky.social
She/Her 20 MDNI Aro/Ace Happily Single Full-time Playful Tormentor of Fox-girls I'm only here because of a bribe. 🖤
Fine I did it (took forever because I kept trying to get rid of the fuck ass watermark) @kissing.tgirl.gay
Oh shit we can upload 10 minute videos now? I'm gonna upload 10 minutes of silence now fuck you
Told someone about it and legitimately got asked if I was on hard substances
Y'all ever have a dream from the pov of someone else? One where you aren't even in the dream but instead you're experiencing it from someone else's perspective, like you're dreaming someone else's dream if that makes sense ...I might be crazy actually who knows
Y'all ever have a dream from the pov of someone else? One where you aren't even in the dream but instead you're experiencing it from someone else's perspective, like you're dreaming someone else's dream if that makes sense ...I might be crazy actually who knows
Imagine having free will Yeah that's right you can't You never had your own free will did you? You have no idea what that's like do you?
Ideally I'd say a 10, but honestly it's probably around a 6 on a good day and 8-9 on a bad day
quote this with how intimidating YOU think you are on a scale of 1 - 10 and let other ppl reply to it with how intimidating THEY think you are >:)
TIME ZONES ARE A FUCKING SCAM DESIGNED TO SELL MORE CLOCKS AND CAUSE CONFUSION AND SUFFERING FOR EVERYONE BUT THE 1% (the 1% being not billionaires, but time zone investors because those exist I guess)
Called a puppy girl a dumb bitch and she just looks at me like I'm about to give her the best treat she's had in her life and not like I just insulted her
Apparently putting actual time and effort into being some kind of artist now So that's cool I guess It may become addicting though so don't be surprised if I start begging for people to ask me to draw them shit, I'm not good enough to get paid yet but fuck it, it could be fun lmao
Need advice for a friend, message me or smth if you ain't busy and if you want to I guess Just don't be judgemental and we won't have a problem 💚
Marriage. Pizza. Nachos. I'm in favor of 2/3 of these
First 3 words you see.
Ooooo you wanna reply so badly Ooooooooo yes you wanna fall for the engagement bait so so bad oooo
Vixenspiral Pinkspiral
Alt: Pink and purple spiral
static.klipy.com
Fuck it, I'm bored Reply to this with anything and I'll rate you/your OC(s) based on the first metric that comes to mind
Fuck it, I'm bored Reply to this with anything and I'll rate you/your OC(s) based on the first metric that comes to mind
Fuck you Bluesky how dare you I have a desire to be funny and egotistical and whatever I am
I should get into hypnosis Not for any kinky reasons Just so people don't question my borderline insane thoughts and ideas Oh you think experimenting with Molotov cocktails is a bad idea? *snaps fingers* no trust me, this will be fun, besides, you brought a fire extinguisher right?... No? Oh well~
Since my replies do poorly (and posts in general besides the puppy-girl ones and the pride month one, but that's besides the point) DON'T USE THE SAME PASSWORD FOR EVERYTHING PLEASE I BEG Also don't be like me and forget them constantly... That's good too
And then after like a week I forget my password and since I use different passwords for everything (you should be doing that by the way, yeah you know who you are) I always get them mixed up so it's hectic as fuck
This happens constantly by the way, hence why I tend to disappear from time to time, both here and discord, I refuse to save my passwords and don't trust the people around me enough to stay logged into stuff 24/7
Not me scrambling for like 10 minutes straight forgetting my password because my fuckass computer decided to log me out after I was sent a post
I fucking told you all that I can draw hair I'm proud of myself now You will have to deal with a super inflated ego Yes even more than usual :3
VIXIE HAS A PROPER PROFILE PICTURE FOR THIS ACCOUNT NOW YIPPEE!! everyone go praise @watcherinthevoid.bsky.social for making this "somehow impossibly and by only using 28½ decillion references" (There is a full version of the image but Void sent it to me censored is apparently holding it hostage 💔)
Fuck it, I'm bored Reply to this with anything and I'll rate you/your OC(s) based on the first metric that comes to mind
Humans are deeply flawed We always have been We always will be Except for me My only flaw is a lack of pancake mix That I steal from those who are foolish enough to trust me
I don't give a fuck what the fuck ass fandom thinks She is the definition gender goals and I will take ZERO arguments The day I look like this is the day I win at life
Jujutsu Kaisen Kirara
Alt: Jujutsu Kaisen Kirara
static.klipy.com
I am very friendly by the way I'm just a cunt to people who deserve it Still don't trust me because pancake mix will be stolen at oddly specific times during the night
Somebody tell me how I can be minding my own business laying on a couch when someone walks past and says "You should be more friendly towards people Void" HELLO?!? I legitimately wasn't even doing anything where tf did you pull that crap from!? Fuck you nuh-uh I hope you get a scooter to the ankle
Sorry for posting so much today but I have a rare disease called "I'm low-key kinda probably funny and want other people to be entertained by my bs" It's terminal btw
Somebody tell me how I can be minding my own business laying on a couch when someone walks past and says "You should be more friendly towards people Void" HELLO?!? I legitimately wasn't even doing anything where tf did you pull that crap from!? Fuck you nuh-uh I hope you get a scooter to the ankle
Everything is a hot dog Dog trapped in car (don't do this btw): hot dog Puppy-girl with heat stroke: hit dog Same puppy-girl but sexy and without heat stroke: hot dog Hot dog: hot dog The this is fine dog: hot dog You cannot prove me wrong, hot dog
This includes me, you shouldn't trust me I am evil and horrible and I WILL steal your pancake mix at 4:12AM I am not to be trusted under any circumstances ever
Here's a fun lesson I learned in driver's ed that I take literally fucking everywhere: