sounds like someone has never had „horns” themself.

you are so smart to think that, i commend you. though the hesitancy leaves you open to further teasing. weigh the options i suppose.

( ‘ 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐕𝐄 ‘ ) not you, roach.

Majjy@mujuraofchaos.bsky.social · 21h ago

"Okay..."

tsk! how reckless. be lucky you know, little hero.

Ｔｏｏｎ Ｌｉｎｋ@ofthewind.bsky.social · 21h ago

her fairy grandma must've not given her the talk

i need to whisper something in your ear, and i will not use this as a moment to strike but rather a very direct and explicit explanation.

you ever dance the sideways tango, hero?

scandalous, truly. deserves a stern talking to about the marital implications and boundaries. 🙂‍↔️

Ｔｏｏｎ Ｌｉｎｋ@ofthewind.bsky.social · 21h ago

( gasp ) the fairy queen on fairy island tried to hold my hand--

virgin with asthma btw.

you best never hold hands with anyone until you are older.

toe curling levels of hand-holding.

talking about intercourse, champ. sex. carnal desires.

i think the guy should beat up his „brother”. what do you think, little red fairy that follows me around?

setting camp in the middle of another, already set up, camp.

left a conversation saying „good luck with the curse”, now they will have a terrible night.

feels like we buried alive something that never died.

mmmhhpp… 💢 ( irritated silence. staring off to the side. )

𝓢𝗉𝗂𝗋𝗂𝗍 , 𝓗𝖾𝗋𝗈@herooftimereborn.bsky.social · 3d ago

⠀⠀ I rather not ⠀⠀

… 💢 i do not like it.

the child looks like he would open-mouth cough over a full dinner table.

no, no. do not be humble, hero. throw the kid in the water. i will not say anything.

𝓢𝗉𝗂𝗋𝗂𝗍 , 𝓗𝖾𝗋𝗈@herooftimereborn.bsky.social · 3d ago

⠀⠀ No, I'm not tormenting him, I was joking about the lake- ⠀⠀

throw it in the water.

𝓢𝗉𝗂𝗋𝗂𝗍 , 𝓗𝖾𝗋𝗈@herooftimereborn.bsky.social · 3d ago

⠀⠀ I don't want it. ⠀⠀

so it is not a lost child because you found it.

𝓢𝗉𝗂𝗋𝗂𝗍 , 𝓗𝖾𝗋𝗈@herooftimereborn.bsky.social · 3d ago

⠀⠀ I was going to introduce the lost child I found but I have decided against it because of this chaos. ⠀⠀

fall off your horse, link. all i did was look at you and say words of threat. calm down.

warning taken with a grain. intimidated none.

Majjy@mujuraofchaos.bsky.social · 3d ago

"I'm simply warning you. That's all."

// funniest shit ever said in my entire life ill remember u all when i get famous

it wasnt FUNNY.

did i give off the idea i was worried about you? you are just something i can waste time on— between more important things.

Majjy@mujuraofchaos.bsky.social · 3d ago

"I'm not the one you should be worried about."

contempt for a milk distributor who knows their way around a cod.

easy provocation.

Majjy@mujuraofchaos.bsky.social · 3d ago

"What is it with you guys going after someone I like?"

descale and gut.

i thought it was also parsley but did not want to be the idiot who jumped first.