"Chat, I don't really care about sports. You can stop asking if I watched the Soccer Bowl."
"Chat, I miss cuddling. One of you needs to take one for the team and hug me." Chat's already sending formal rejections...
"...Chat, I don't know if in getting old or just have a bad case of gamer thumb... But I just gave my whole hand a cramp by holding a popsicle wrong. It's so over."
INTERNAL SCREAM! "Chat, I'm gonna need y'all to stop calling me Daddy-"
"Chat, I think my sister is trying to move in... She keeps talking about how much she hates her landlord and how high her rent is... And then she does that sigh thing! The 'Offer help so I don't have to ask' sigh! Please help, chat. I can't let my sister find out that I never have friends over!"
"Chat... Bed warm and soft, gamer chair cold and less soft. I'm gonna be lazy and stream from bed today, okay? Just pretend we woke up together and started gaming..." Watts is willing to give his fans something special for #SeductiveSunday! "...Who just said ew?!" Not that his fans play along...
"Chat? Chat help. My half sister really wants to visit. You guys won't like her more than me, right?!"
SCREECH- "CHAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL! MY HALF SISTER WANTS TO VISIT!" ...So uh. Was that a good screech or bad screech? Like. Is he happy or terrified?
"Chat, your favorite vtuber probably thinks I'm adorable. Flirt back while you can before I'm off the market!"
"Okay chat. You wanted me to cosplay, right? Well-" BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! "I THOUGHT I TURNED OFF THE AUDIO REDEEMS AGES AGO?! STOP TRYING TO SHOOT AT ME, I'LL PUT THE NEEDLE AWAY, OKAY?!" He looks nice, but... It's uncertain if he's had a successful #SeductiveSunday or not...
"Chat? I'm not mad, just really hecking confused. Which one of you sent me an Ellen Joe cosplay? Don't get me wrong, her design is super cool and I wouldn't be opposed to doing cosplay on stream in general... But did you REALLY need to include fake boobs bigger than my head?! They're so heavy!"
"Chat, you were all cuter when you flirted back. Now you're all tsunderes."
"Chat, stop bragging about your partners. I'm gonna start hating happy couples."
"Chat, stop asking me to do a driving stream. 1, you all know that distracted driving is bad. 2, I'M SHORT AND GETTING THAT CLOSE TO THE WHEEL JUST TO REACH THE PEDALS IS SCARY! ...Let me be your passenger prince, chat."
"...Why are so many of my chatters in relationships? Stream watchers aren't supposed to have social lives!"
"Mods, ban whoever but this in the aquarium gift shop."
a stuffed clown fish with fake teeth is laying on a table
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"Mods, ban that guy who said I should try to third wheel somebody's date. I'm not that lonely and it would be rude anyway."
"Chat, the aquarium is full of couples. I feel out of place."
"Chat? The fish in this aquarium don't even look like Pokemon-"
A beach trip for #SeductiveSunday? Not for Watts! As a streamer, he's obviously an indoors person. He's not going out in the heat to touch grass or sand! He'd rather visit the nice, air conditioned aquarium. ...Plus, there are always misunderstandings at the beach no matter what swimsuit he wears.
Many people do find him adorable, after all!
𝓖𝓻𝓲𝓶𝔀𝓾𝓻𝓼𝓽 𝓒𝓸𝓾𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓼𝓼 - Reina Kingchester@queenlytrainer.bsky.social · 5mo agoShe is blinking a bit a bit as one of her manors servants is... donating money to Watts? "Excuse me? You watch him?" ["Yes, Mistress. Me and the maids do."] ...Is Reina just out of the loop?
It's fiiiiiine! He's back online already! "...Hey Chat? The fifty of you who sent superchats saying that I should get shorter are going to pay my rent for the next five years. So thanks but what the heck."
𝓖𝓻𝓲𝓶𝔀𝓾𝓻𝓼𝓽 𝓒𝓸𝓾𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓼𝓼 - Reina Kingchester@queenlytrainer.bsky.social · 5mo agoBlink. Blink. The one time she tried to watch a stream and.... "Well.... If this is what streams are like then they suck-"
"Chat? Would you still love me if I was tall? ... Chat, you're breaking the stream by saying no so much! My computer is lag-" Oops. Watts just got taken offline.
"A rest? After so few battles?" #PokemonRP #PKMNRP #PTRP #MVRP Adult writer, adult muse. MDNI NSFW because... She's kinda crazy?
