Yesterday My wife and I were celebrating getting out of the grocery store for under 300 dollars This is not an A+ economy

It’s not a huge leap from a nationwide total abortion ban To Christianity is the only approved religion in America

Who knew when Obi Wan said “You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious." He was talking about Congress

Trump says he is going to “decapitate” Iran Probably because he has no idea what it means And/or he’s mentally unable to speak like a normal human being

How long until Jeanine Pirro decides she needs to spend more time with her family? There’s no way she’s going to be able to keep her job after betraying Trump and MAGA over Linergate

If Trump was a good man, or even a decent man He wouldn’t have to stay up all night posting AI slop of him as other people to make him feel better about himself

Wonder if Trump will just gold plate the bottom of the Reflecting Pool now?

See, it's funny because it's true. #Sad

Oliver@oliver48.bsky.social · 6d ago

The thin line between US President policy making satire and reality ... via Arthur Barnes

“Social Security is a scam, the government shouldn’t be paying people to do nothing” Say Republican Congressmen making 200,000 dollars a year to “work” maybe 60 days a year

“Sir, sir, excuse me but the bird feeder seems to be empty…sir?”

Every damn time

It’s possible the GOP can get a boost in November from their “We are finally bringing Fauci to justice” movement It will be easy for MAGA to justify why Fauci hasn’t been arrested by then

CNN: "The president's overall approval rating now stands at just 34%. That matches his career low following the January 6 insurrection."

So will the Supreme Court stand with democracy Or will that give Trump even more power and let him stop voting by mail

Breaking: RFK Jr. announces children who watch Paw Patrol are 3 times more likely to develop autism Trump agrees, saying he’s been studying that for a long time now “I’ve seen every episode at least 5 times” Trump adds

We destroyed Irans military then had to go back to fighting the non existent military but had to stop because we were using too many expensive missiles attacking the not-military because we weren’t flying over the country with no military because their non military was still a threat to our planes.

RFK Jr. “Children circumcised have autism at twice the rate” Trump: “I’ve been studying that for a long time” Actual conversation I wish to sweet Jesus I was kidding

Because they're traitors and should be treated as such.

1. This New York Post cover: “Thousands of 9/11 families demand Mamdani be banned from 25th-Anniversary” is a brazen lie. How do I know? I interviewed the organizer of the petition.

When you are about to add a qualifier to the word Unique Ask yourself “Is it “most” the only one that exists” Or “Is it “very” the only one that exist The answer is no

If you find yourself in Mackinaw city Be sure to go to Mackinaw crossing outdoor mall and check out Mack-A-Tron At 30 feet tall, it’s pretty impressive in person

He’s not: “Trolling the libs” He’s not: “Joking” He’s not: “Just kidding around” He’s dead serious when he says he’s going to run in 2028 or not leave the White House ever

So I guess if Trump puts a 100 percent tariff on generic drugs coming from overseas (That’s approximately 80 percent of finished generic drugs) The prices will only be cut by 500 percent?

Let’s be brutally honest with ourselves Trump could have stood at the podium last night And repeated “goo goo, goobily, snazzle, goo, goo” For 6 hours straight And MAGA would celebrate the speech as greater than the Gettysburg Address

Republicans will prove there is voter fraud Even if they have to commit it all themselves

ProPublica@propublica.org · 2w ago

NEW: James Talarico accused Ken Paxton of committing voter fraud after ProPublica and @texastribune.org found that the Texas attorney general may have broken state law by voting using an address where he no longer appears to live.

Eggs may have been more expensive when Biden was president But at least they weren’t trying to kill us

Department of War Admits it deliberately killed 170 school girls

So I’ve watched Hoarders And American Pickers And I got to say, There’s a really, really fine line between hoarder and collector

Why is Andrew Tate, A man who despises eating food, Worried about commissary? Also, Wouldn’t completely cut off from civilization include social media?

Add “primaries” to the list of words Trump doesn’t know the meaning of