Think I might pay the cat to scroll all the way to the beginning of my time line and start editing.
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Help! I'm a sucker melted into the carpet!
Could probably eat Panda Express' Garlic Mushroom Chicken breakfast lunch and dinner.
Bet the cat had some killer doodads, if you could afford it. www.newson6.com/things-to-do...
Dozens line up for massive, weeklong Tulsa estate sale
A weeklong estate sale in Maple Ridge gives the public a chance to explore the lifelong collection of Tulsa antique dealer Dexter Moss.
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Oh, so like one of those rubber tree swans. I seen those before.
Three Amigos (1986) Director: John Landis
Whaaaah. I wanna talk about how good I am at golf, whaaaah.
Hormuz running free and clear, like this old man's piss stream. Sure...
Anyone ask Tuberville why anyone would build a wall around a suppurating asshole of a state? No one's going to steal anything from Alabama. And nobody wants lice or scabies, thanks very much.
me: Just realized that when i was born, no doctor delivered me. I still have mine. SO: Your what? me: My liver. SO: What ARE you talking about? me: I wasn't delivered. Perhaps i was degalled by mistake.