๐๐ช I can't believe I have to fucking say this but if Rape is one of your kinks pls stop following me. Please stop trying to interact with me If I block you for a reason that's why. Don't make other accounts to follow me. Leave me alone
The Amazing Spider-Man ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (parody)
@webwarrior.bsky.social
๐ธ Only 18+. ๐ธ Muse and mun are 33. ๐ธ Written by #Trashmouth. ๐ธ Dark themes ahead. ๐ธ Ships with chemistry. ๐ธ #MVRP. ๐ธ Maturity not included. ๐ธ Lewd is earned. ๐ธ Totally a big-time superhero.
//Erica Lindbeck agreed that Charlie is Leslie Knope coded.
"Well, Tony snapped. Let's be honest, though. It didn't take much and I always figured his business would do it."
"I don't have much of a choice. I keep hoping I'll find it funny, but yet, it's not."
โI donโt even watch Seinfeldโฆ.โ
"Ordinarily, I try to avoid it so I don't get busted for swinging under the influence, but why not?" He grins and pours a shot for himself.
She gets her drink, takes a big sip, and gestures for him to come closer. "Come on! Ain't you gonna order something?"
"You'd be surprised. Now let's just enjoy ourselves, huh?"
"Almost a red flag to me..."
"He's a good Catholic guy with a really good heart. I owe him my life many times over."
"Someone calling themselves a devil is a good lawyer? What a surprise!"
"The Devil of Hell's Kitchen. He's a buddy of mine and a hell of a fighter. He's not a literal devil, though."
"Dare who?..." She never heard of any Daredevil!
No one takes any notice of her or Pete. "You'll love it here. Daredevil certainly does."
"Sure!" Stepping first inside the bar!
He's SO glad he can make her laugh. He swings back a few minutes later.
Kara just placed both hands behind her back and waited... but she did hear him with her superhearing and chuckled.
"Hey, Jen Walters or Matt Murdock, can I sue Pyro?"
Life's gotten pretty sticky for Petey Pusher after taking on the identity of Arachni-Man. But things are about to get heated when the lines between friendship and romance start to blur with long-time hero friend Jeanie Winters. Will she get caught in his web? Or will they burn out?
"DIY: Do It Yourself. It's not just a phrase or the best tag team in WWE history. It's a lifestyle. A way of being. Accept no shortcuts. Do the work. Put your heart and soul into whatever you're doing. Learn from your mistakes and keep going. THAT is what DIY means to me."
He swings away and begins to change, slipping his costume into a webbed up backpack that had scorch marks, sand particles, and tears in it from claws and horns. "Freaking socks barely fit..."
Kara laughed and tapped him in the back. "Go on, go change, I'll wait you here."
"You're right. You're right. I have faith in you, SG. Also, let's try to avoid exposing our identities." Gotta cover the basics.
"I know how to hold back my punches, all right?" She raised an eyebrow, looking at him. "Been on the hero biz for almost half a decade and never killed anyone by accident."
"If they start it, we finish it. Without serious injury." He was serious. He had a pretty good idea of her strength and as much as he considered him her bestie, he just had to cover his bases.
"You have my word I won't start any fights, all right?" ..... "Unless someone looks funny at me." Chuckling.
"We're almost at Josie's. Please don't start any fights. I'm not interested in you putting anybody in the ICU." He was half-joking.
"It is a nice place, been a while since I've been there, but I got some good memories."
He chuckles in return. "Ah, well, home is where you make it to me."
Kara laughed. "Nope, only Midvale, most mid place on Earth."