You know its a queer salon cuz we are all wearing ripped shorts and crop tops when its hot, besides the two dressed like car mechanics

I like when men butthole

Never beating the allegations

Teddy Swolesevelt@himbiologist.bsky.social · last wk.

Sigh it got me so bad

The new haircolor trend is giving yourself roots thats different from your natural

He naturally discovered the fun of nipple play and my chest has never been so abused before

Roy@wedgiefaggot.bsky.social · 2w ago

My bully is coming over tonight I hope I look fuckably conquearble

My bully is coming over tonight I hope I look fuckably conquearble

Finally got that haircut

My ass is torn up and my Bully woke me up to day he's coming over today. 😭

Sunday night hang as my bros play video games

Broke: denying you want a wedgie Woke: admitting you want a wedgie Bespoke: denying you want a wedgie but only to keep from breaking character and immersion

Showed up to the hypno class I help run an hour late with a burrito like a true Cali Boi

Relearning Dwarf Fortress is like having another job 💀

Atomic Monday #wedgie #wedgienerd

Dwarf Fortress OST save me

If you everrrr hit me with the “oh ok” or “guess not” on one of the apps™️ it’s an instant block idc

Stretched and hung in the woods 😈 It’s never boring when we camp. #wedgie #bondage #gay

My friends boyfriend thanked me because the last time I saw him I gave advice on how to grow out his facial hair and now he has the best Van Dyke this side of Portland

There's only a handful of ways to make me behave

Gonna be in Portland this weekend in case anyone wants their briefs hooked over a fence

Working two back to back 15 hour festival days is killer on my feet but the boot scent is worth

people who subscribe to the idea that consuming porn makes you look for more extreme porn must contend with the fact that i was a freak from the start. i have always been like this. i was never desensitised to missionary under the covers in the dark, i started off with bizarre fixations

Something lazy for underwear day ✨

Rains edging us today

I love how every "soothing" playlist ever has Howls Moving Castle

Its always the richer parts of the city that has the most murderous drivers

Getting sick post Dore and still trying to be a productive business man is so exhausting

Humiliation kinks are hilarious why are tighty-whities the sluttiest thing I think a guy can wear