Thanks, Robocop. I think we should just be friends.
Robocop (1987)@robocop1987.bsky.social · 20h agoI love you.
Lance Manly
@weepinggold.bsky.social
The Gods made me the strongest and most beautiful man
Robocop (1987)@robocop1987.bsky.social · 20h agoNobody knows where Grunch's is. You haven't seen the ads? "Trust Grunch's for your lunches"? No??
My favorite restaurant, Grunch's, serves a chicken parm shaped like a horseshoe called Daddy Gruncho's Chicken Charm
Reason #30199 not to have children in the USA: lock down drills for kindergarteners
I had a dream about this. Fruito had a new enemy named Grunch or Gruncho? Time to bring him back
Lance Manly@weepinggold.bsky.social · 5d agoWhen I was young I made a comic about a character named FRUITO who had a pineapple hairdo and wore camo pants. His partner was a humanoid dog with enormous paddle shaped hands and named Checkers. He probably had checkered pants. That's how to identify yourself. Hair or pants.
I wish they all could be west end girls by the beach shop boys
Most people don't understand that if you want to play the guitar you need two hands
When I was young I made a comic about a character named FRUITO who had a pineapple hairdo and wore camo pants. His partner was a humanoid dog with enormous paddle shaped hands and named Checkers. He probably had checkered pants. That's how to identify yourself. Hair or pants.
My CD and I have an incredible knack for talking over one another. It truly blows.
Having a nice gentleman install a ceiling fan at the moment, and the cat is very intrigued. Anyway, the cat keeps asking me when he can have treats.
I think it's so cute that Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder recorded Ebony & Ivory when they were dating
Already saw two people "win the internet for today" and it's only 2:30. You have no power to determine these things, Linda.
Oh. You, you want to order for the table? OK I'll just go ahead and kill myself right now
My university didn't have any type of meal plan and my "dorm" was a regular apartment with a full kitchen. I bet if I had a list of the meals I ate you would cry and die
What is UP with that cartoon character lady in Michigan??
Your data leaks are your fault because you trusted ten ugly wealthy white men with all your secrets
Had a nice weekend. Went for a walk. Ate lobster rolls that were only $40 a piece. I hate this place lmao
Cannot wait to find out his middle name. For the sequel, of course.
DiscussingFilm@discussingfilm.net · 2w agoFirst poster for ‘EBENEZER’, a new film based on ‘A Christmas Carol’ starring Johnny Depp. “Before he was Scrooge, he was Ebenezer”
A gem that hangs in my window has tossed a rainbow over my phone screen, perfectly illuminating my many finger prints. Pretty.
It's Bad Brains Friday (a thing I made up to remind you to listen to Bad Brains)