tumblr taught me growing up that it's objectively morally wrong to criticize anything anyone does ever because you could hurt their feelings
I once saw Fortnite described as the "McDonald's of videogames" and I think it's a really good analogy
oh you're a major in STEM? Sex Time Everyone Masturbate? pervert
I can do this all day man yeah any time yeah yeah 24/7 man nonstop it never ends bro I got no brakes bro all aboaaaaard ahahahahahaha duh nuh. duh nuh, duh nuh, duh nuh, aye aye aye (duh nuh, duh nuh, duh nuh)
country songs be like: gonna drink a cold cold beer tonight 🌌
epic fail, epic win, cringe, based, coal, gem, bad, good, it all makes no difference to me. same shit, different terrarium
people must look at my bluesky and think I'm a weird furry or something
The way Nintendo pays close attention to the little details in Breath of the Wild is really astounding, nobody understands. Did you know that if you move the left analog stick around you can make Zelda start walking, and then break into a full sprint? 🤯
if you got a ten dollar bill putcha hands up! if you got a twenty dollar bill putcha hands up! if you got a thirty dollar bill putcha hands up!
if you do some petplay shit with me the first thing I'm gonna do is start eating weird poison from under the sink and the second thing I'm gonna do is throw up. the first thing you're gonna do is take me to the hospital. veterinarian.
You go to the bathroom so you can poop. I go to the bathroom so I can pee. We are not the same.
if someone threatened to shoot me with a girl gun well I think I would just let them shoot me
*trying to breed for shiny Eevees* every moment I'm not getting eevee pregnant is a moment wasted
*yelling cruelly at a newborn baby bitch* WHY WERE YOU EVEN BORN IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE SHINY!!!!
I hate when people put stickers places they don't belong... like a Pokémon sticker on a PS4, God of War on the DS, Apple sticker on the Windows machine.. does this make sense