weird medieval guys
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did you know that the English words druid, trust, truth, betroth, and truce all share a root word with “tree”? this reflects the longstanding spiritual and symbolic significance of trees in many European cultures
Dropping in on the Discourse to reiterate that British food is a) not bad and b) the way Americans specifically talk about it is completely deranged. Yes Brits eat more processed food than anywhere else in Western Europe and that is Not Good but it’s also doubly true of America!
fossil hunting is a cool hobby because it will take you to some truly beautiful spots but also to some places where a wise man wouldn’t go with a gun
switched pharmacies and went into the new one for the first time to check if they had my meds. the guy looked in the back and said “yeah, we’ve got them….catch!” and pretended to baseball pitch them directly at my noggin
reading my own book back to myself pre-pub and realising that i might have seriously cooked here which is so special and lovely
a 13th-14th century seal depicting a squirrel encircled by the words I CRAKE NOTIS ('i crack nuts')
it’s crazy that shakira cribbed that world cup song from a 1986 song about serving in the corrupt cameroonian military youtu.be/expCgeQXqzA?...
Zamina (Waka Waka, time for Africa) Original Version HD
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when i was younger i thought my mom was the most beautiful woman in the world. now that i’m older i bloody know she is!!!!!!!!!
they don’t want you to know this but the 10 million year old fossilised shark teeth at the beach are free, you can just go take them
I saw satan fall like lightning from heaven 🤣
A pneumatic goblet designed by Ismail al-Jazari in the 13th century. When the goblet is filled with wine, the duck on top begins to scream and rotate before stopping with its beak pointed at a random partygoer. It doesn't stop screaming until the chosen person has drained the goblet completely.
one time at work i noticed this guy and i were wearing shirts from the same band and i wanted to point it out but my brain short circuited and so i just said ‘hey!’ and gestured directly at my tits
new sandwich invented: cambozola, prosciutto, green olives in garlic and oil, on a baguette
crazy how many unlabelled elephant leather boots you can buy on ebay
jesus christ i could eat a theoretically infinite number of pierogi
thinking about this 1500 year old plush swan made of reindeer wool
giant carrot gotta be top 5 snacks of all time
virgin mary punching the devil, england, 13th century
i‘m making this medieval hood and i bought this lovely deadstock tom ford woollen houndstooth fabric and consequently it feels tremendously boujie
last year i invented the ‘emergency breakfast’. it’s a packet of scampi fries and an ice cream sandwich from the corner shop and as best i can tell it’s nutritionally complete
COVER REVEAL!! LOOK AT THE AMERICAN COVER FOR MY BOOK!!! she’s soooo beautiful!! don’t you want her? pre-order her now so you can have her asap! out november 10! sites.prh.com/wordspotters...
HUGE NEWS!!! we are doing the first EVER weird medieval guys live event and it's a (medieval) pub quiz in london!!! gonna be so much fun and i will be THROWING free stickers at everyone present so grab a ticket and come on down!!!! www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/weird-medi...
