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This is Luna. She is currently performing her evening recital as the humans have implemented a musical paywall on the kibble. She has no notes. She has no complaints. She simply performs. 13/10 a true purr-fessional. Credit: _luna.wants.tuna
This is Pepper. It’s her first time at the beach, and as you can see she is very intrigued. She didn’t know humans had litter boxes this big! 13/10 🐾🏖️ Follow for more cat ratings! 😸
This is King Arthur. He just found out he’s adopted and is currently questioning every treat he’s ever received. Was it love? Or was it just to soften the blow? 13/10 Expecting a full existential crisis by 3:00 AM Credit TT: kingarthur_2024
This local stray cat wandered onstage during the final tomb scene of Romeo and Juliet in İzmir. They climbed right on the motionless dancer playing Romeo, tugged his hair, and turned the tragedy into comedy while the performers stayed perfectly in character. 14/10. Someone get this cat a Tony Award.
This is Clementine. She is currently testing her new Slinky Mode. It appears the installation was a success. 12/10 Follow for more cat ratings!😸
This is Bea. She is a working professional with a zero-tolerance policy for being carried. She hauls herself into the office every morning using 100% front-wheel drive and pure ambition. 13/10 would open the door for her immediately. Credit IG: l_leigh_
This is Mimi. She worked a double shift of 3:00 AM parkour across your face and is now trying to rest. Please respect her sleep as she CLEARLY respected yours. 12/10 Follow for more cat ratings! 😸 #WeRateCats #Cats #CatsofBluesky
This is Echo. He has successfully opened a portal to the Upside Down. The reflection is actually a second cat from a parallel dimension and his heterochromia allows him to see into both worlds! 12/10 would not let the reflection out of the floor. Follow for more cat ratings! 😸 #WeRateCats #Cats
This is Willow. She has staged her own murder to demonstrate the gravity of her breakfast being a whole 2 minutes late! 13/10 Oscar worthy performance! Follow for more cat ratings! 😸 #WeRateCats #Cats #CatsofBluesky
This is Luna. She is genuinely appalled. She thought her human was a friend, not a tail – dunker 13/10 she is currently reevaluating the entire relationship Credit TT: ms. jo. #WeRateCats #Cats #CatsofBluesky
This is Chataro. He is currently siphoning the dog's remaining brain cells to fuel his 3AM zoomies. It is a highly efficient supernatural transfer. The dog's silent scream suggests he was not consulted, yet he remains a dedicated thrall.13/10 for the atmospheric lighting. Someone get the dog holywtr
This is Yuki. She is the reason your explore page is just fish, birds, and laser pointers. She thought your feed needed improvement. 11/10 #WeRateCats #Cats #CatsofBluesky
This is Pixel. She has Heterochromia and is clearly a guide through a magical forest. Each eye is a portal to a different realm. 13/10 would follow her into the woods. #WeRateCats #Cats #CatsofBluesky
This is Mango. She heard you bought these spikes for her. She would like to thank you for the complimentary acupuncture spa day! 12/10 #WeRateCats #Cats #CatsofBluesky
This is Simba, he noticed you were having problems writing your essay and deciding to give a helping paw. 13/10 #WeRateCats #Cats #CatsofBluesky
This is Prince Charles. He seen how his humans sat and decided to give it a go. He doesn’t understand the hype. 12/10 Credit TT: MegMoe #WeRateCats #Cats #CatsofBluesky
Everyone. Please. Only. Send. Cats. This is clearly a very majestic reindeer. Go look at a cat and send us those please 13/10 Credit IG: kaeleigh
This is Inky. Inky was raised with dogs and discovered his love of fetch. 13/10
This is Fang. He felt coffee beans were a mid-tier choice and decided your drink needed the "Toe Bean" upgrade. He tested the toe bean levels until the blend was just right. 12/10 You’re welcome. Follow for more Cat ratings! 😸
This is Jynx. For her making biscuit isn’t a game. It’s a calling! 12/10 #WeRateCats #CatSky #Cats
This is Salem. She spent the whole morning demanding to go outside but quickly realized she was a inside cat all along. 12/10 #WeRateCats #CatSky #Cats
This is Molly. She saw her tiny friend take a tumble and immediately threw herself onto the ground to prove that falling down is actually the latest trend in feline fashion. 13/10 Very loyal bestie. #WeRateCats #CatSky #Cats
This is Camila. She’s trying to train the new human intern on proper window maintenance. 13/10 would hire for all my glass needs. Credit: FB FriskyCatCafe #WeRateCats #CatSky #Cats
This is Chonk. He wants you to stay hydrated, so he is modeling the most efficient way to consume liquids while maintaining eye contact to ensure you’re paying attention. 13/10 very educational #WeRateCats #CatSky #Cats
This is Biscuit. She is providing "manual tension" on the purple yarn to make sure your stitches aren't too loose. She is doing a terrible job, but she looks great doing it. 13/10 employee of the month. (Credit IG: wingy_wingy) #WeRateCats #CatSky #Cats
This is Bean. He is making sure his best friend doesn't miss the most important meal of the day. He even provides a "boost" when his friend falls out of the bowl. 13/10 #WeRateCats #CatSky #Cats
This is Otis. He has been "Away" on Teams since 8:05 AM. Please do not ping him with "quick questions," he is currently processing a system-wide nap. 13/10 will reply to your email in 3-5 business days. #WeRateCats #CatSky #Cats
This is Ori. He has successfully entered Airplane Mode. There are no thoughts currently scheduled for departure or arrival. 12/10 (Credit TT Sarahcruz06) #WeRateCats #CatSky #Cats
This is Butterscotch. He has returned from the campaign in the hallway. He has captured the enemy’s finest stallion and is parading it through the capital. 12/10 to the victor go the spoils. #WeRateCats #CatSky #Cats