A Kid in King Arthur's Court is an isekai film, change my mind
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@tofte.bsky.social I assume destroying half of Constantinople over chariot races made sense in the context of the time for some reason. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nika_ri...
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Me to myself in the elevator this morning: "That's a pretty fuckable plane right there"
Heh, man how do you approach that topic with a dude & how they probably have autism & it's probably ok?
Is it finally happening? Are we finally gonna get a Blue Texas? (probably not)
I'm gonna be a wet blanket here and point out that said statues already had been gold plated.
michaeledward@michaeledward.bsky.social · 2d agoHey Donnie
And this is how I discovered that Jake Lang is currently banished from the state of Texas except for legal reasons.
For comparison, the USS Thresher likely imploded around 730m. Sperm whales can dive to 2250m.
Weͫrͣᶰwͤoͩlfram@werwolfram.bsky.social · yesterdayLike, sperm whales are terrifying leviathans that regularly dive deeper than Navy submarines just to feed, returning covered in scars from other leviathans But they also have stupid, silly, tiny jaws
I think Pinnochio gave me a vastly incorrect impression of what sperm whale jaws were like. Like... look at that stupid tiny thing...
Saw a post about 'capitalism' this morning and uuuuuuuuuugh... don't make me find the anarchist timecards again...
Still odd to me that Hegseth chooses to dress himself like that No one makes him do that, he could stop at any time
The Ghost of Mark Twain@ghostofmarktwain.bsky.social · 2d agoNobody fails like Trump.
Woah huh, Brontosaurus was allowed back in the legitimate dinosaur club
Fae: “Tell us your true name.” Me: “…Just my name? No birthdate, no SSN, no fingerprint scan, no address, no mother’s maiden name? Are you sure you’ve even got the right Olivia Waite? There’s like six.” Fae: “What the hell kind of bargains have you been making?” Me: “They call it health insurance.”
I heard you TF Enthusiasts love bad ending scenarios. How's this one?
@icy-dragon.bsky.social Yo, things are hard & I'm right there with you on that, but I wanna tell you that you that you've made my life brighter I'm glad to have known you. Please hang in there.
Man, may have been traumatized for life by the Farmers Only dot com ad
There are so many YouTube videos now that could be five paragraph blog posts. I wish we could return to text.
I love that this account knows what Ironclaw is lol
The Midnight Society@midnightpals.bsky.social · 3d agoDean Koontz: hey can i play? Derleth: are you going to play a proper Lovecraftian character? Derleth: because i run this campaign true to the spirit of the original lovecraft Koontz: can i play a dog? Derleth: no! Derleth: this isn't fucking ironclaw!!!