Westley Graham-Paige

@wesnotfewer.bsky.social

Sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc. Not just pretty words.

Here’s a post about GM quality, 2008 Yukon edition. Here we have the o-ring sealing the pickup tube to the oil pump, installed like this July 2007. And next we have the incredible leaking hydraulic motor mount, and the front differential covered in leaked motor mount shmoo.

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Car weenies on the Internet won’t shut up about how MLS head gaskets require a perfect surface finish down to microns and they won’t take any variation in tolerance. They obviously didn’t tell the guy at GM who machined the heads on this truck in 2007.

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Yesterday a coworker told me that he thought he saw me on the news, but it turns out that it was “that guy running for office in Maine” and if you need me I have pockets that need to be filled with rocks and a lake to go walk into.

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I did a thing. I never thought I’d be a Panerai guy, but here we are. I always lumped Panerai in with the early 2000s — bad action flicks, tribal tattoos, goatees, the œuvres of Tony Scott and Sylvester Stallone… Maybe the brand is evolving. Maybe my tastes are. Maybe I’ve just become “that guy.”

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Finally got the Bilstein 5100s with the NOS Z71 springs installed last night and I'm pretty pleased with the front ride height. As a treat, ordered some black fifteen52 Turbomac HDs to mount the K03s on. I worked for Brad Beardow for a few years at VMG, so call it residual fondness for the brand.

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You know the scene in Don McKellar's "Last Night" where the world will end at midnight, but there's a guy at the power company, dutifully calling customers to let them know that the lights will remain on until the end? Working this weekend so an ad campaign can launch Monday morning feels similar.

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I was going to chase some brake-line fittings so they screw into the new hoses ends more easily, but appear to have *lowers sunglasses* lost the thread. 𝘺𝘦𝘦𝘦𝘦𝘦𝘦𝘦𝘦𝘦𝘦𝘦𝘢𝘢𝘢𝘢𝘢𝘢𝘩𝘩𝘩

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Remembering the time that I convinced my parents to look at a then-new '92 Camry as our family car, but they didn't like that the seats were "so firm" so they instead went out and bought... A four-cylinder Plymouth Acclaim. My villain origin story isn't dramatic, but at least it's understandable.

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