A kobold slapping their balls against a dragon's face, but every plap of a testicle founds like a tennis ball getting thwacked

I'm not above flattery, but I am above you, flattening you, with my kaiju kobold ass (I'm barely 30' tall...)

A kobold foreskin restoration device, that is clearly just a vacuum cleaner they modified the hose orifice to have a concentric circle design Any cock skin gets sucked and pulled, while the actual dickhead is held back by the inner circle The worst part of this horrid device is that it works

#BandcampFriday will be this friday, which means all money from sales this day will go directly to me! I'm a furry musician who works with #ambient and #rock music, mainly texture focused ambient music and rock that goes post, industrial, noise or metal Adult content ahead, so beware #DIYMusician

Tarihor Nova

Heyo, Tarihor here. I'm an ambient and rock musician from Curitiba, Brazil who's been dabbling with music since 2009 but only in 2025 I've become more serious about it. I'm a big fan of making ambien...

tarihornova.bandcamp.com

it’s fitting i’m adding more pottery to azure peak, my name is terracotta after all

Cum inflate your local senators

A dragon getting frustrated during foreplay with another dragon, because they've just pulled like 6 kobolds out of the other dragon's thong, and still hasn't actually found the sub's junk yet At this point they have half a mind to make a move on the kobolds and let the other dragon watch

By my calculations there are at least 8 Kobolds

A kobold doing a limbo walk under a standing quad dragon's tail With outstanding core strength, they walk from tail tip to the fat haunches Facing the dragon's thigh gap, they dip down, face grazing the dragon's ass crack To get under the dragon's low hanging balls, the kobold will need a shovel

You can't kill a kobold unless it's kind of funny, otherwise they just respawn and come help clean up the gore

"Let's blast ropes at the wall, and see what sticks." - common saying

[Kobold war trench. Smoke and fog obscure the battlefield like a sheet over a corpse. The air is loud with the sound of conflict.] Kobolds are ducking between foxholes and cover, trying to lead a push into the enemy line. They are knocked back, as a bullet strikes their chest. A medic steps up- 1/2

Bowser mailing out hundreds of + marked pregnancy tests and demands for alimony to the countless studs who tried (and some succeeded) to get him pregnant today

*kisses you on the cheek, applying 6 unique debuffs*

100 yoshis lined up to run a train on Bowser's fat royal ass, while Luigi at the front is either giving Bowser some affectionate pep talk, or stuffing his dick in the king's mouth

A chain comp kobold "bark bark!"ing at a bowser kobold "gruhuhuh..."ing in reply

A dragon licking a kobold, their tongue easily covering the entire back of the kobold's head Each stroke of the dragon's tongue making the kobold slump forward, before springing back into an upright sitting position when the dragon shifts back

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A Kobold using a straight razor to shave the dragon cum from their face, because it's more effective then soap

An open source, royalty free, public domain, kobold

Your butthole is an additional accessory slot you can use, to wear magical buff equipment

Instead of jerking off and using tissues to clean up, try something more environmentally friendly like a Kobold

You can't really wear the skulls of your conquered enemies and a leather loincloth anymore- So barbarish monster folk traded the skulls for the underwear of their enemies, and the leather loin cloth for deep blue denim jeans (often cut as booty shorts, with the stylized pocket fabric)

Scrungles you

A dragon with a fat ass, digging their claw into their scaly rump They were trying to take a lewd picture of their gargantuan ass, but accidentally dropped their phone It's lost somewhere between their fat, sweaty, butt cheeks They have half a mind to order a kobold to delve into the chasam...

A kobold accidentally using their Dom Praise voice when the waiter at the restaurant asks them how the meal is

Furry physical therapist who specializes in helping people recover from sex that depended on the Artist drawing it not having a good grasp of skeletal anatomy

*waving a magic wand* "baby baby crab Rangoon!"

A kobold named "bastardcock Cuntbitch" who works in HR at The Office

I get why people with dilf fetishes make Peppy Hare from Starfox a Tender Daddy, but I really think any relationship involving him and Fox McCloud would be full of smothered grief and anxiety due to Jame's death How do you start dating your late best friend's son without it getting sad & weird?