The ads on Tumblr are truly unparalleled. Who is spending money on this? I don't know, but I can only hope they continue.

Did not know that Austin Abrams is the lead in Whalefall! I already wanted to see a dude crawl around in a whale for an hour, but now that I know its Miss Abrams, I am very very seated.

My favorite movie theater in the city is underground with no cell reception, and I wish we had a gay club with similar specifications.

Pretty pigeon.

Picked up Control: Resonant. I don't wanna be a whiner, but it is immediately a downgrade from Control in just how video gamey and open world it is. Oh sure, of course there's a map tower thing I have to activate. And a magic dimension where my skill trees are. Boo.

It's fine and chill if you have done it but just FYI to people I'm not a DM flirter! Happy to chat and shoot the shit, but I'm not a flirt.

Solid bit, ma'am.

I, too, am gayboy.

Gayboysssssssss.

Shrendless the Imp, Captain of the Guard for the House of the Red Lobster.

Reminded today of Rostam's "Bike Dream". To me, one of the greatest gay songs of all time. The silly little lilt throughout is so enchanting, like he's dancing from image to image. Two boys, one to love you sweetly, One does so discreetly, Never will he meet me.

Rostam - "Bike Dream" [Official Music Video]

YouTube video by Rostam

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Crawling out of my skin a bit. Someone I knew but don't remember from uni texted me out of the blue, saying she just got out of a 6yr relationship, has several debilitating health conditions, and is reaching out to old friends to rekindle her social life. Wants to go for coffee.

Gay boys.

Survivor was actually really promising. Loving this return to form. And it's a solid cast, great level of messiness so far. I hope Brady chokes!

He had to do a fourth interview today which is CRAZY, but my partner got the job!!!!! So excited to be a two-income household again.

mike@wetlick.bsky.social · 2w ago

We were really hoping the third one would just be a culture fit check, but it was another formal interview. It went well though, and we're hoping to hear back sooner than later. But we were both itching for some release here and it's just more waiting.

Yup, Resident Evil was a delight. The stupid side characters were the only weak point. Austin Abrams is incredible - completely carried the whole thing on his adorable puppydog shoulders. Keep giving Cregger money.

My problem with Choosin' Texas isn't that I haven't heard it. My problem is that Billboard #1 is something that should be decided by gay people, and this clearly wasn't.

What an insanely entitled tone. Penis machine, print out penis images. ChatGPT brain question. No, I don't have one and go fuck yourself is why.

Briefs or boxer briefs, never boxers.

Sister, I did not go see anything at TIFF or really pay any attention to the lineup at all. Were there any good horror movies?

Here are the first four that come to mind. Heavy influence from The Digimon Movie, naturally.

mike@wetlick.bsky.social · last wk.

Okay, this is a good one, one sec.

Okay, this is a good one, one sec.

I'm a wuss, okay? I need to psych myself up and it's a slow process.

I'm literally smooth down there like a Ken doll.

I'm bored, ask me stuff.

Anonymous messages!

Anonymous messages!

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It's my animes.

Finally got to see Coyote Vs Acme. It made me very happy. Also, the Run The Jewels needle drop took me the beep out.

Love to be smug and correct. Read Discworld!

Still pondering chopping the whole beard off.

End of Oak Street was silly fun, but goddamn people, double tap those dinosaurs! I woulda done better.