to all the youngsters who got their GCSE results today, it's alright, i failed science and still went on to... nope, sorry, can't help you, i've achieved nothing in the last 14 years 😂
don't underestimate my ability to iron a shirt and it end up worse looking than what i started with
doesn't matter what i think but i do think being a domestic abuse survivor should entitle you to a council flat because when i (eventually) move from here to someone's spare room, i'll never have peace of mind abt the person/people i live with not being an abuser. and i think i should have that.
very strange to me, with men, speaking very typically, the self-care things they will and won't do. like... haircut religiously every week and gym daily. but like, i can tell you don't wax your nose hair. your face is dry so you obviously don't moisturise. no hand cream or cuticle oil either.
how cool would it be if you could get a house? there should be like, some kind of scheme to help with that
cancelled my appt, they can shove it up their arses. i wouldn't be late for something, as a form of respect, but i then don't expect you to renege on an agreed time, because i don't think that's respectful. especially if i'm paying you 😂
fucking specsavers! booked an eye test and they call me telling me i need to get there 10 mins before my appointment. pisses me off. don't give someone an alloted time but then tell then to get there earlier. makes no fucking sense.
i realise how i feel is never going to be anyone's priority, but it actually being a consideration at least would be nice
"you're cut from the same cloth as your father!" you mean the ex-cokehead tax fraud, serial misogynist, and weed dealer? 🤨 i don't think that sounds much like me
sleep tonight by the birthday massacre has a straight up metalcore breakdown and you can't tell me otherwise
sorry but #hollyoaks was like watching paint dry this week. wow i can't believe the least convincing couple ever didn't get married in the end. feel bad for vicky tho, and imran. jenson being alive would've been a more impactful reveal if the viewer didn't already know 😅 plus, it's only jenson 🙊🤷
did anyone ever listen to the linkin park album with the new vocalist and drummer? can't say i did 🫢 what's it like?
quite enjoyed volunteering today. but not overly 😂 that fkin till kept playing up. feel well tired tho 😭 walking to and from town twice. that's 2 hours of walking
i s2g if we have another heat wave in september that could be it for me. we've suffered enough
saw some dickhead i know from when i was temping at tezzies, and he said, hi are you alright, or some shit. and while i did give him a perfunctory nod/smile, i don't like him 😂 pretty sure i caught him & someone else making a remark abt me behind my back, except not really. i mean it was ages ago.
unfortunately made the mistake of looking in the window going past a letting agents in town 😭 actually a joke what they want to rent a flat now. thoroughly depressing. might have cyanide for lunch
came speak for other industries, but for retail, i think for an interview, hello, please give me a brief work history and skills, ok i'll outline the key responsibilities of the role and what a typical day looks like, pay, hours, do you have any questions? no, goodbye. more than sufficient.
seen so much fucking dog shit today honestly get rid of the fucking dog if you ain't prepared to pick up after it. cunts mate
i am dying. symptoms: tummy hurts a bit too much for a bit too long
some dirty disgusting old man spitting in public 🤢🤢 i swear to god i don't even like men anymore
just did an interview, very short and cazh. finally someone who doesn't want to ask you bullshit corporate questions that i'm not convinced actually aid their hiring process 🙃 anyway now going home for a bit before volunteering this afternoon
so if do get a job and it's not quiteee full-time maybe i could still convince someone to let me rent a room privately and then go on housing benefit (??) harder said than done tho
might be something i need to discuss sat on a chaise longue😅 but every time i meet a woman aged 50-70, i think "i wonder how different my life could be if you'd been my mum" not that my mum isn't great and all. but i've never thought the same abt a man, guess i don't think of men as being caregivers