I try to ignore attention seeking discourse but I just saw a take that made me instantly reach for my pack of candy cigarettes.
Cool Guy Blarn
@whataboutblaine.bsky.social
A mule with a spinning wheel.
The Mandalorian AND Grogu? Oh-ho-ho this I gotta see.
I wish I knew someone named Barbara so I could describe everything they did as barbaric.
Someone famous followed me on Instagram thinking I’m someone important. Everyone be cool.
I went to an open house today and met a woman who also works in animation and we were each surprised to meet another animation worker who could afford a house.
HOLLYWOOD 90028 (1973, Hornisher) THE VERDICT (1982, Lumet) TOTALLY F***ED UP (1993, Araki) THE TELEPHONE BOOK (1971, Lyon)
Letterboxd@letterboxd.social · 2d agoPost your favorite first-watches of August 🍿
Pulling out a premade slide deck to explain this meme to my normie boyfriend.
“Oh thank god Outlook’s back up.” - me, just now, for some unknown reason
The gang’s all here! This is the most accomplished I’ve felt in decades.
Had a dream last night where McDonalds had a secret Big Challenges/Biollante Happy Meal toy and it looked kind of like this except good:
Tony Award nominated actress Megan Hilty as an uncredited corpse in this episode of The X-Files.
I am going to a GAY BAR on a SUNDAY AFTERNOON. I feel YOUNG AGAIN.
Every man wants one thing and one thing only: To throw someone off a blimp/plane/train, turn to an aghast onlooker and then say, “No ticket.”
I’ve been smoking more joints lately just so I can call them “marijuana cigarettes”.
Was supposed to see Akira today with my Gen Z coworkers but backed out due to the stray and one of them said I am “a legend to all dogs around”.
Cool Guy Blarn@whataboutblaine.bsky.social · 2w agoYou guys, my Gen Z coworkers think I’m 30. Be cool.
As a parting gift, please have this small compilation of (most) of the waving goodbye / saluting scenes across the franchise. Sayonara!
He’s staying in there until I can confirm whether he is or is not The Thing.
I’m sorry but I don’t know how to make a dog and a robot being best friends sound boring.
Dan Hon@danhon.com · 5d agoMake your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title: A chief technology officer is worried about keeping his spreadsheets private.
Deleted over 20 tabs on my phone’s browser with this simple hack: reading the god damn articles I’ve had up for months.
The typewriter scene from The Shining except my boyfriend discovers that I’ve been writing nothing but “Toni, it’s so hot. It’s the heat.” for the past 6 weeks.
I spilled pickle juice on my shirt and now I’m the guy in the office who smells like pickle juice.
With my newly nonfunctioning car radio my other senses are heightened so I can smell my commute home now.
My car’s radio isn’t working. How does my employer expect me to get to work today?
My so called “friend” is telling me not to put in an offer on the most impractical house in Los Angeles.
If Amazon was serious about a RoboCop tv show they would cast Bezos as himself and his head would be blown off in the first four minutes.