Just met Johah Hill at the airport and I mentioned that Superbad is one of my all-time favorite movies and he karate chopped me in the throat then started bawling his eyes out.
Matter of fact, there was never a point where I was Team Bran. I cheered when Jamie pushed him off that tower.
That guy definitely needs abutment @bigpoppa-brian.bsky.social
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Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · yesterdayOh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.
Probably my most hated movie of all time. First new release after covid shutdown. So much hype. Amazing cast. Christoper Nolan. Looked amazing. Didn't make one goddamn lick of sense. And anyone that claims they understood what was happening was a goddamn liar.
Shaker Samman@shaker.bsky.social · yesterdayThinking about TENET and also how nobody in TENET knew what it was about www.theringer.com/2020/07/22/m...
I go thru puberty all over again every time I watch a Tyla music video
I hope theres a special section in hell for the people that post tiktoks of themselves just staring back at the camera trying to look hard or sexy or whatnot with a bunch of text saying dumb shit all across the screen
Yay, more Rhaenyra tears. Jesus christ lady go to therapy already.
If anyone is confused why democrats lose elections just read the comments. Everyone is so goddamn condescending. Treating me like I'm a three month old golden retriever that finally pissed outdoors for the first time.
WhatAboutTob@whatabouttob.bsky.social · 4d agoCrazy to think a decade ago I was completely apolitical, enjoying my straight white guy privilege, oblivious to 99% of the world around me. And now, because yall radicalized me on twitter (according to my family), I'm more in tune with the Michigan democratic primary than the NBA offseason.
Riley Gaines sitting courtside at the Fever game to watch Sophie Cunningham score <checks notes> 3 whole points. Birds of a feather.
I said I was radicalized a decade ago, why am I being congratulated? Liberals CAN NOT read. Fuck it, Trump 2028.
i forgot to order cookies and/or little debbies w my groceries this week hahaha what the fuck am i even doing i need a keeper someone help please
Can't believe yall are just going about yalls' weekends as if Mitch McConnell isn't going to die in like 72 hours.
Crazy to think a decade ago I was completely apolitical, enjoying my straight white guy privilege, oblivious to 99% of the world around me. And now, because yall radicalized me on twitter (according to my family), I'm more in tune with the Michigan democratic primary than the NBA offseason.
So Senator Bernie Moreno won't publicly condemn his son in law, Congressman Max Miller, for beating his daughter and granddaughter, because Miller is blackmailing him with proof that Moreno created an online dating profile looking for gay sex. This is the most MAGA thing to ever happen, ever.
@DonaldJTrump my car is almost on empty, if you could do one of those pretend ceasefire agreements over the weekend just long enough for me to fill the tank I'd appreciate it
Hot take: I dont get the Zendaya hype AT ALL. She's not a good actress. Just the same sour puss look on her face in EVERYTHING. Role in The Odyssey was a nothing burger. Barely does anything in the Dunes but sulk. Spiderman character could be played by 90 different actresses. I don't get it.
@redheadjen.bsky.social Gonna watch Super Mario Galaxy and have another coke float here in a bit if you want to join...
Just picked up groceries and when the young Latino guy was finished he said have a nice a day and I tried to say 'thanks man' but it came out 'thanks son' and then we just stared into each other's eyes for eternity.
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Having a coke float and watching Mortal Kombat II because who's gonna stop me?
The Wire Seasons ranked 1) 1 2) 4 3) 3 big gap 4) 5 huge gap 5) 2
At my first factory job there was a cleaning lady that wore real tight jeans and had the longest ass we'd ever seen. We all called her Long Ass. Long Ass's ass was nowhere near this long.
Paid cash twice in 10 minutes at two different locations and the first gave me back like $1.18 too much and the second gave me almost 60 cents too little. Both ladies in their 50's. Too busy eye fucking me to give me back the correct change I reckon. Gonna need you old ladies to settle down.