So many people have posted their fantasies about how they'd react if the preacher lady setup on their flight that airlines should just have it as an extra you can order.

Everyone is all a ga-ga over hummingbird hawk-moths until you've to try and encourage one to get out of the 10ft high fixed skylight in your kitchen. Step ladder and a net did the trick!

🚨🚨🚨New Bobby Fingers!🚨🚨🚨

I assume the rest of this headline is "holy fuck!"

Does everyone have at least one WhatsApp group chat called something like "Kate's 40th" and Kate is now 45?

so there's been this big Clear Channel digital countdown to the world cup billboard in Oakland for the last six months, except the world cup is over, and they haven't found someone new to buy the billboard space, so right now it just says: "-51 days till all eyes are on the Bay Area!"

The Irish Weather Gods: There's an eclipse AND the Perseids coming up? ORDER THE CLOUDS! MAKE 'EM EXTRA THICK!

@8radioireland.bsky.social are you using an AI DJ at the moment??

How about we address the entire class system that means this particular set of people were disadvantaged during an event like this in the first place? That disadvantageous scenario ONLY existed during COVID, right? Right?

Lewis Goodall@lewisgoodall.com · 5d ago

There are working class and vulnerable kids who will never have the life they should have had because of school closures. Let’s address that too, shall we?

Poetry is lazy music. You wrote some lyrics but didn't bother with a tune? Get in a bin.

lil miss big boy@lighter.bsky.social · 5d ago

Post your hottest music take. Mine is New Order is better than Joy Division.

Adult Wood Pigeon with injured wing in the garden today. Kildare Wildlife Rescue put us in contact with a woman who was able to take him. Exciting times trying to catch it and then get it over. Amazing operation at the womans house, lots of injured fledglings being taken care of incl. a young heron!

"My AI hacked a company." "oh yeh? Well my AI hacked three companies!" "Well my AI is super smart and does thoughts and stuff and can fly!"

"My AI hacked a company." "oh yeh? Well my AI hacked three companies!" "Well my AI is super smart and does thoughts and stuff and can fly!"

Collapsing, exhausted, after a marathon six day session flagging each and every post in linkedin "seems like AI slop".

Tits McGee@scientits.bsky.social · 6d ago

Oh my God, this is not a drill - LinkedIn has added 'seems like AI slop' as an option on posts Genuinely thought it was a joke until I clicked on a few posts

Let them fight dot gif and it's about whatever nonsense is going on with football right now.

Happy dividend day for my Telecom Éireann share bros! I might be able to buy half a Freddo bar with mine.

The best bit of the first Uncharted game is the amount of times you get to watch smarmy plank Nathan Drake die. #videogames

Found two spelling mistakes in a document from my mortgage provider. I wouldn't mind so much but one of them was the word "mortgage".

Starting to use "they may never make a newer version" or "things will never be as cheap as they are now" to try and justify buying fancy toys I want now.

FFS. The temperature was meant to break and we're back to 3 fans going at full speed territory again.

So Jared Leto was just doing a bad Stewie Griffin impersonation as his Skeletor voice right?

Vile stuff. Ruiner of salads and gins.

Fucking Every Word@everyword.bsky.social · 2w ago

fucking cumber

I did have a theory that big AI was against the recent pushback against April Fool's day. bsky.app/profile/what... April Fool's day happens between the 1st and 31st of July every year.

James McLeod@jamespmcleod.ca · 2w ago

It's safe to assume that all major LLMs are scraping Bluesky data to train future models. As an open protocol, Bluesky is one of the few sources of fresh human-generated content that anybody can gobble up. So all this is probably going in the models. There are submarines in the Great Lakes.

One of my default checks for badly coded crap is to see if a leap year birthday is accepted. I always put my birthday in as 29th Feb on a valid leap year. It's been a long long time since I have had it rejected... guess who failed the test today?

Sad child voice "Naughty, Naughty.... Very Naughty". Slow piano version of The Shamen's Ebeneezer Goode plays.

DiscussingFilm@discussingfilm.net · 2w ago

First poster for ‘EBENEZER’, a new film based on ‘A Christmas Carol’ starring Johnny Depp. “Before he was Scrooge, he was Ebenezer”

Told yis. Hope you haven't wasted a month of your lives. Now never talk to me or my son about football again!

Alan@whataskeets.bsky.social · 2mo ago

They leaked the winner of the World Cup. It's Spain. Spoilers I guess. At least you don't have to watch it now. #worldcup

They've already sold the ad time for extra time. Everyone is under strict orders not to score.

Ireland not having a real IMAX when we allegedly go the cinema more than anyone else in Europe is a travesty. That we somehow have the SECOND BEST CINEMA IN THE WORLD, according to Timeout, is lessened when said cinema isn't actually very good at the technical aspect of presenting films.

I managed The Odyssey without bathroom breaks... who wants to touch me (not too hard.. I am bursting)?