went to the laundromat and the power went out 3 minutes after i started the washing machine. rad.
tunes to make you run away
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I am still a communist
"never bring a beverage to a job interview" your entire life is just a brief prelude to eternity in a coffin better not waste it by caring about stupid bullshit.
well well well, if it isn't the "blowjob" brothers (blowing up special effects dummies full of blood)
DoctorTheopolis@drzaiusbaltar.bsky.social · 2d agoDavid Cronenberg and Clive Barker
they're teaching the dominicans about warhammer 40k
I do think the most discouraging feature of the AI shit is just how ready everybody is to give up on thinking or knowing anything. What's the point man, just lay down in a ditch and die.
Matt Ford@mford.bsky.social · 2d agoEzra Klein asked Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang about AI making kids worse at math and reading. Huang’s reply: “Does it matter?” Then he said he doesn’t know his own address or phone number. “We’re going to lose some fine intellectual dexterity.” www.nytimes.com/2026/09/23/o...
if the eucharist was pizzelle cookies i would probably go to mass
if you think people should have to pay to apply for jobs you should have the courage to admit that you think poverty should be a death sentence
bob barker 🍸@insortediaboli.bsky.social · 5d ago“Pay a fee to earn a job” what
i think if you're over the age of like 23 and you're upset about wokeness in video games they should put you on a chain gang or something
they call it break dance because you're breaking the overnight dancing period that occurs while you sleep
ladies: would you rather be in a lake with a man, or a gator? the man can't swim, he's going to need help.
call me junji eato the way i'd destroy a cinnamon roll rn
Doubled my money at poker tonight instead of losing it all like I normally do, say hell yeah
This is Prince of Darkness it's not Carpenter's best but it's pretty good and Alice Cooper shows up for a sec
Elle@elleisanisland.bsky.social · last wk.Pope Leo XIV has been gifted a massive green orb and honestly not now massive green orb
One may wish Danzig had aged more gracefully, yet if he had, would he ever have been Danzig at all?
if you want a picture of the future imagine a Gorbachev Red Square Pizza Hut commercial stamping on a human face, forever
being 42 or 43 years old sucks dude. i did something to my arm like 2 months ago and it still hurts
This is also true of every single American politcian
the central premise of the MAHA movement can be distilled to something like "a ghost is making your kid not listen to you" and everything else is incidental.
We are committed to defending children's health from psychic attack.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last wk.RFK Jr: "We are also looking at chemtrails"
So bluesky is adding a social credit score to their website but the communist posters are the dangerous ones.
"Claude is thinking" is just a religious way of saying "Claude is doing something too complicated for me to easily analogize"
if this jar of sulfuric acid has no volition, how is it doing so much alarming stuff?
Yes, my kid's marble run toys think. You can watch the marbles as they run. Marble toy companies hide the marbles because other marble toy companies might watch and see where the marbles will end up. This is all very strange and astonishing science fiction territory but it's real.
Ali Trotta@alwayscoffee.bsky.social · last wk.This is the dumbest thing I’ve read in ages. This is not accurate. This is some sci-fi bro woo woo nonsense. Please do not take this seriously.
